Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 22 January 2012

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 15 January 2012

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-08

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 08 January 2012

  • Welcome 2012! #
  • My New Years resolution is 0.075 arcseconds at 550nm. #
  • What is this God Bless America garbage at a hockey game? #
  • Fucking octoroks keep fucking up my shit. Fuck you and your rock-shooting face. #
  • It's a Godspeed You! Black Emperor day. #
  • PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund http://t.co/P4kRKzc5 #
  • If you're not watching the Canada-Russia World Junior Championship hockey game, you should be. 5-1 RUS to start the 3rd, now 6-5 RUS. #
  • Hell of a game. 6-5 Russia. The Canada post in the last minute or so was a heart attack. Now go get those Finns for bronze! #
  • WATCH: Canada for President! (NSFW) http://t.co/IZpJY5DY #
  • Why I like the Sedin Twins, and why you don’t http://t.co/XRk3C0CW #
  • Important milestone in Elizabeth's life: she can read the score in the hockey game on the TV. "It's 0-0!" #
  • It's about time for Luongo to give up the snack goal. #Canucks #
  • No snack goal for Luongo as he takes the shutout instead. #Canucks #
  • Is Seattle's KOMO news sympathizing with creationists now? http://t.co/OWsvgktz #
  • Everyone but the Canucks learned the wrong lessons from the Cup Final http://t.co/XGSWPVXG #
  • Happy 100th birthday, Charles Samuel Addams http://t.co/d2LXpo2f #
  • I missed a line brawl? Now there's a Boston penalty shot? Crazy game.

    STOP BY SCHNEIDER.

    Booya. #

  • Why didn't the NHL do a Vancouver/Boston Winter Classic in Boston? #
  • Bruins fans chanting "We want Luongo!" You do? Trade him for Thomas? #
  • At least the Bruins' power play is ineffective so far. #
  • HEYO COHO! #Canucks #
  • That's how you make a dirty team pay. Punish them on the power play. #Canucks #
  • HEYO COHO!

    So nice I'll say it twice.

    HEYO COHO!
    #Canucks #

  • Does the Bruins announcer always go "Woo!" after announcing a Boston goal? #
  • Edler?!? God Almighty. #
  • I'll never understand why people cheer when a referee or linesman gets hurt. #
  • 103 PIM so far in the #Canucks / #Bruins game so far. Crikey. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-01

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 01 January 2012

  • Why hello there! http://t.co/09njtbFp #
  • Christmas 2012-2014 are cancelled, as Elizabeth got enough presents for the next three years. #
  • The #Canucks are in a real pickle after Vlasic drew that penalty. #
  • RT @BadAstronomer Stop antivaxxers. NOW. http://t.co/nUT6ZbHd #StopAVN #StopNVIC #
  • Hacking Marconi's Wireless in 1903 http://t.co/iP8i0y2T #
  • Note to self: SD card does not go in the CD slot. #
  • Stop antivaxxers. Now. http://t.co/qxEUYerN #StopAVN #
  • Ducks' power play is brutal. Giving up a 3-on-2, a 2-on-1, and a breakaway in the same power play? Horrible. #
  • BC's Five Looniest Liquor Laws http://t.co/TtBbv6HZ #
  • Every time someone spells it "Santa Clause" an elf is killed. #
  • B.C. girl says she was struck by drunken Sharks fan http://t.co/MN8HVReZ #
  • I'm all covered in socks! http://t.co/0JS37XPS #
  • Clothes dryers aren't supposed to shoot blue sparks, are they? #
  • Disaster in the Cavanagh household: Rainbow Dash is missing. #
  • Mixed snow and rain in #NewWest #
  • New Years Eve at Melissa is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
  • New Years Eve at Melissa's is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
  • #WinDaTurd #Canucks #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-25

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 25 December 2011

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-18

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 18 December 2011

  • It only takes me 30 minutes to get home from curling. Unfortunately, that 30 minutes is preceded by 45 minutes of waiting for a bus. #
  • Legislators Call For A Boycott Of Lowe's After It Pulled Ads From American Muslims TV Show http://t.co/SDBlVYwj #
  • Fuck you Peter Kent. http://t.co/4626YEFw #cdnpoli #
  • Somehow Elizabeth's favourite lullaby song is O Canada. #
  • Measles is marvelous! It only kills 18 people every hour! http://t.co/qTp5eW8i #
  • Free gift cards (Costco, Tim Hortons, whatever) on Facebook are always a scam. Don't be fooled! http://t.co/XF3oOOMi #
  • Baby Seal Breaks Into Home http://t.co/e1Qfe3Dl #
  • Act Now: All You Need to Know About Facebook’s New Timeline http://t.co/vCLav6FB #
  • If you have small kids and no chimney, this is an awesome idea for Christmas: http://t.co/cYB751Bz #
  • Straight poop on New England hockey glove defecation incident http://t.co/zl6zXWtY #
  • Comet Lovejoy survived passing 12500km from the sun! If you're in the northern hemisphere, you might be able to see it just before sunrise. #
  • Comet Lovejoy should rise a couple of minutes before the sun. If you have a clear eastern horizon, try and take a look! #
  • Mitch just completed a project named 'Cocoa Porter'. Here's his prize (that he's sharing): http://t.co/3ybAArM4 cc / @itsgoodtobehere #
  • Jannik Hansen made Dion Phaneuf look like he was skating on glue. #Canucks #
  • And now I'm going to have 'Wig In A Box' stuck in my head all night. #
  • Martin Havlat fell off the bench and injured himself. Sami Salo has a new challenger to his "He Got Injured How?!?" title. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-11

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 11 December 2011

  • Time to lose myself in the attic to see if I can find the missing box of Christmas decorations. #
  • I didn't curl terribly well but we won our first game. It was a cakewalk; we were up 9-0 in the sixth end. #
  • If you're calling yourself a "'gov contractor" you've just committed a crime against apostrophes. #
  • How can you tell Peter MacKay is bullshitting? He has his mouth open. http://t.co/hKKNEiVs #cdnpoli #
  • NHL approves 4-conference realignment, new playoff format http://t.co/MzlBJMC3 #
  • PayPal Continues War Against Regretsy, Freezes All Accounts & Halts Gift Exchange http://t.co/z6lYMP7O #
  • James Holden's "Balance 005" is awesome. #
  • It would appear I need to re-rip disc 2 from 'Balance 005'. Grr. #
  • the car show, illustrated with crappy pictures™ http://t.co/FA0gPH8M #
  • And Luongo takes a puck in the throat. Great. #
  • Schneider showing off his offensive prowess by picking up an assist. #
  • Shane O'Brien needs to take a look at the scoreboard. #
  • Combined shutout for Luongo and Schneider. Well done lads. #Canucks #
  • The redheaded girl kissed Charlie Brown: http://t.co/LoqbTFBk #
  • One more reason to hate Gary Bettman: he pronounces data "dah-ta". #
  • SCUBA-2 on the front cover of the Vancouver Sun today! http://t.co/F4jkJq7q #
  • Theo Fleury discovers his lost Stanley Cup ring on Craigslist http://t.co/xi65KGwO #
  • Argh. RT @sportsnetmurph David Booth out 4-6 weeks with MCL sprain. #canucks #
  • Ryan Miller sure spends a lot of time out of the crease. #
  • Elizabeth during a hockey fight: "That's not very nice, oh no. He's trying to get his shirt off!" #
  • Always nice to turn on the Edmonton/Carolina game and see Edmonton give up a goal. #
  • The history of the world (according to the History Channel): http://t.co/FN49gTU4 #
  • SCUBA-2 on the CBC! http://t.co/LCuCbOio #
  • Well I would have caught the bus had it not left two minutes early. Grr. #
  • 3-0 Habs? Augh. #
  • 15000 refs at the Brll Centre just gave Kevin Bieksa a penalty. Too bad neither of the two refs on the ice did. #Canucks #
  • Fact: Billy Sweatt's nickname is "Shootout". #Canucks #
  • Boards of Canada are neither boards nor Canadian. #
  • Why bother having a status bar if it sits at 99% through the entire run? I'm looking at you, 'apt-get update'. #
  • *sigh* When I say "Office 97" I mean "Office 97" and not "Office 2007". I mean, it's only listed as "Office 97" in the craigslist ad twice. #
  • RT @XaiaX Yeah, so don't buy anything from @Lowes anymore, K? http://t.co/Iy8soCQe #
  • If you don't like the new Twitter client for iOS, give Twitterrific a try. #
  • Post-dentist snack for Elizabeth: http://t.co/lGckFug1 #
  • What. Mike Milbury says the media has overblown controversies on suspensions? He sounded reasonable! He must be sick. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-04

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 04 December 2011

  • Best fight between two 73-year old CFL Hall-of-Famers you'll see this week. http://t.co/bmxsTe7X #
  • Brazil Grand Prix in the morning, Grey Cup in the afternoon. It's a good day for sports! #
  • David Coulthard: "Rule number one of leaving the pitstop: make sure you've got your nuts with you." #
  • Mosca-Kapp fight 'most bizarre thing' http://t.co/MJXQl70s #
  • Jann Arden? Seriously? #
  • Touchdown Lions! #
  • Field goal Lions! #
  • Oh man, this Grey Cup is getting all orange. Interception Lions! #GC99 #
  • Congrats to the BC l
    Lions for winning the Grey Cup! At least one Vancouver team can get it done. #
  • Called it. http://t.co/dG0g1QWz #Boudreau #Capitals #NHL #
  • Burzynski Clinic: the domain of scoundrels and quacks http://t.co/t3dLg1vF #
  • Jesus, big explosion sound in downtown Vancouver. #
  • Elvis Costello Tells Fans Not To Buy His Pricey New Release http://t.co/TsuPOeRP #
  • Raikkonen makes dramatic F1 comeback with Lotus Renault http://t.co/p2idD02K #
  • Many thanks to @sirhc for the Movember donation! #
  • Imagine If It Were Apple http://t.co/oocBNPwA #
  • The last two comments on my blog (http://t.co/DNfI4vYx & http://t.co/iVTGxfn3) came from the same IP address. I don't get people sometimes. #
  • Achievement unlocked: remove bean from toddler's nose. #
  • The physicist in me is skeptical. Einstein didn't win a Nobel Prize for nothing. http://t.co/y88V59Mg #
  • Leftover butter chicken ftw. #
  • Aaron Volpatti just got the "bank error in your favor" card. #Canucks #
  • Ginger Jesus, why have you forsaken me? #Canucks #
  • It's a good day when you need to use http://t.co/EMp5Rcz0. #
  • Yay! Australia's ruling party endorses same-sex marriage http://t.co/o2SQUzVJ #
  • Hooray for missing the bus by a minute! #
  • Oh god why did I suggest going into Superstore on a December weekend? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-27

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 27 November 2011

  • Hoo boy this edamame is oversalted. #
  • Watching the Canucks with Alice! (@ River's Reach Pub) http://t.co/RKhgs00S #
  • Michele Bachmann's Memoir, Fact-Checked http://t.co/nmrbORpx #
  • How long until Ovechkin gets traded or Boudreau gets the axe? http://t.co/DWmMly9r #
  • They need better seals on SkyTrain doors. Snow is actually getting in through the gap. #
  • I just lay back and let the big beat lead me. #
  • Every one of you supporting the Occupy movement had better be supporting Buy Nothing Day this Friday. http://t.co/xTS0oZjc #
  • Apple Store Opening in Downtown Vancouver on Robson and Burrard in 2012? http://t.co/kY1xW4P4 #
  • The New Pornographers' "Adventures In Solitude" reminds me of @jmcclure because of the chorus: We thought we'd lost you, welcome back. #
  • Anne McCaffrey, 1926-2011 http://t.co/HWqJcIwx :-( #
  • I don't get #OccupyVancouver Don't they know that Grandview Park is a city park and thus falls under the injunction? #
  • I was wrong, today the province sought a ban for #OccupyVancouver from all public lands, but the court denied it. The wack-a-mole continues. #
  • This has never happened to me with my real books: http://t.co/bd03NO5f #
  • Thanksgiving Turkey http://t.co/953WRYBG #
  • Dan Mangan seems to be the perfect soundtrack for a rainy fall Vancouver day. #
  • Bunch of fucking savages working here. Four fucking empty coffee carafes and you can't fucking make one? Fuck you! #
  • No Movember donations (http://t.co/KFuQ903L by the way)? Is it because I haven't given you all a picture? Here you go! http://t.co/fbPlKEJC #
  • Many thanks to @dragonwoman and @jhugart for the Movember donations! You guys rock! #
  • And many more thanks to Mom and Dad for kicking in some Movember money! I have awesome parents. :-)

    http://t.co/ibh0Hm78 #

  • Back on New Westminster council, Chuck Puchmayr eyes city’s housing affordability woes http://t.co/TiMmdIo4 #
  • I wish Lucic played for the Canucks. #
  • It's windy. #
  • Android Malware http://t.co/RtLcQ9Z5 #
  • Lots of CFL jerseys around downtown Vancouver today. Is there a big game coming up or something? #
  • Today's beer haul: http://t.co/z8GJwdUK #
  • Elizabeth: "I'm big enough, Dad!" Me: "For what?" Elizabeth: "Beer!" #
  • Phillips's Ancient Brown Ale is delicious. #
  • This is one of the best ads I've seen for marriage equality: http://t.co/GExegZoD #
  • I'm about to go to the mall with Elizabeth to see Babs and Lolo, a musical duo for kids. Wish me luck. #
  • Congrats to my brother Greg and my sis-in-law Kasey, Elizabeth is going to get a cousin! #
  • Mike Milbury. Ugh. #
  • I hate it when the Canucks play on Saturdays because I have to watch them on the CBC. #
  • My maple stout is now an orange maple stout thanks to the peels Elizabeth just dropped in it. #
  • Elizabeth just fell asleep. This is a) incredibly cute, and b) awesome because now I can watch the Canucks game uninterrupted. #
  • So, @passittobulis, is the Chris Higgins ab shot the new Keslurk? Case in point: http://t.co/EQpRXiBz #
  • Manny Malhotra! #
  • From the goalcam, Niemi really should have had that puck. #
  • I'm going to repeat myself, but Niemi should have stopped Alberts's shot. 3-1 Canucks! #
  • At the end of the first I was going to say that the Canucks looked like a tired team. I take that back, they're flying in the second. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-20

Posted by Brad in Tweets on 20 November 2011

  • Happy birthday, Canadarm! http://t.co/lyylJOmP #
  • How to enjoy hockey when you really don't understand hockey http://t.co/dB8AMhAM #
  • I think tonight was the first night curling I didn't throw any light rocks. One wrong handle and one through the house. Not bad! #
  • More importantly I didn't fall down! Must be the new shoes and broom. :-) Thanks Alice! #
  • I think next season I'll have to curl at Royal City. 5 minute walk vs 1 hour bus? Walk wins. #
  • As if I'm going to accept this LinkedIn invite from a) someone I don't know and b) someone who calls themselves an "owener" of a website. #
  • Sunday’s Three Stars: Aaron Rome, offensive juggernaut http://t.co/GvCB82Nx #
  • Elizabeth: "When I grow up, I fly up and go to Jupiter!" #
  • Why do I have the Italian national anthem stuck in my head? #
  • Apache Hadoop 0.23.0 has been released http://t.co/R4b0cPfq #
  • Apply to be an astronaut? Pfft, did that two years ago. And I made it to the second round. :P #
  • It'd be really nice if BC Ferries had a website that didn't keep timing out when I try to make reservations. #
  • I rescind my gripe about BC Ferries' website. It was only unresponsive with Chrome, not with Firefox. #
  • Wait what? When did Luongo get injured? #
  • I'm pleased with my level of swearing in my Lucic Shanahammer post: http://t.co/IHyAv1Mj Geof did a wonderful job too: http://t.co/gerEUMsC #
  • Hockey Hugs: Sweet Stamkos, leaping Kessel returns, Jovo no robo http://t.co/igIRsazU #
  • Jack was every inch a sailor. #
  • I give three DVD chapter titles, you give the movie. Ready? Go: "Fresh fish." "Welcome back." "Vanished." #
  • Employment Opportunity at Keck – Software Engineer http://t.co/zbiTD6m7 #
  • November 16, 2011 http://t.co/QmpACoFU #
  • Teens in superhero garb confront online predators http://t.co/0ZSBnPEN #
  • Dentist appointment booked. Now to drink ALL THE COFFEE to make this cleaning worth it. #
  • UI designers ought to be forced to use their UI. #
  • God Christ Javascript winds me up sometimes. #
  • Canada's New Plastic Money Won't Rip, Melt Or Be Mistaken For A Sex Toy http://t.co/2b3qDrvi #
  • Don't fall for the Recovering American Soldier hoax http://t.co/oz0SVQjR #
  • I just tuned into the McCafe Pre-Game Show Presented By McCafe. #Canucks #
  • Clear the track, here comes Lack! #Canucks #
  • It's awesome when the fake behind-the-net Mr. Lube ad floats over the on-screen graphics. Pro job there, Sportsnet. #Canucks #
  • What a pass by Henrik! RYE RUV ROO RANNIK! #
  • It cuts both ways. http://t.co/daWAA7C2 #
  • You know what would be an awesome birthday present? If you (yes you!) donated $5 to me for Movember! http://t.co/KFuQ903L Thanks! #
  • Really, http://t.co/IulXvFxF? It takes 10 days to remove my email address from your database? #
  • Big wet snowflakes in #NewWest and they're sticking! #
  • Fewer homeless shelter beds after B.C. cuts http://t.co/CcE3gMXc #
  • "Mmm good. But, where are they?" http://t.co/REnSJWUd #
  • In which Bobby Ryan criticizes Taylor Lautner’s acting in ‘Twilight’ http://t.co/B4iDXvNW #
  • Every single person at #OccupyVancouver today better be voting tomorrow. #
  • It would appear that #OccupyVancouver people are angry about getting kicked out on Monday. I can hear the yelling from my office. Fun! #
  • In tomorrow's election I'll be voting for Wayne Wright (@wwrightcampaign) for #NewWest mayor. #nwelxn #
  • I voted! #
  • I was voter number 459 at Herbert Spencer Elementary. #nwelxn #NewWest #
  • Mashed potatoes are more whipped than mashed. Still taste good though! And how could they not, with two cups of cream and a cup of butter? #
  • The Morgan Freeman chain of command: http://t.co/kvX4NG2z #

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