Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22
- -9 tonight? Blimey. #
- I could listen to 'Halcyon + On + On' and 'Belfast' by Orbital all day long. #
- Zappos turns off phones after up to 24 million customer records exposed http://t.co/pzpUmrqV #
- 'Two Small Men' movers used extortion against customer, judge says http://t.co/W9KZBuFi #
- How Software Is Made, by Sally, Age 8. http://t.co/R4Lthby8 #
- It's SNOPOCALYPSE in Vancouver, so of course my office building's boiler isnt working. #brrrrrr #
- Haha oh god. http://t.co/AScQe2Tp #
- They took the 15-20 centimeters of snow out of the forecast and replaced them with temperatures between -7 and -13. Wonderful. #
- This makes me sad: http://t.co/Uf3T88sv #
- This is the best thing I've seen today: http://t.co/F0r5nFRc #
- This is the creepiest thing I've seen all day: http://t.co/VZCX6hSY #
- Stop one for Mitchapalooza! (@ The Railway Club) http://t.co/NhcZghxl #
- Stop two for Mitchapalooza! (@ The Cambie w/ 4 others) http://t.co/mqURMkcP #
- Dentist. Yay. Left side of my face is numb. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15
- The Research Works Act would deny taxpayers access to federally funded research. http://t.co/vhnANfGO #
- music has the right to children #
- The TSA Proves its Own Irrelevance http://t.co/NW1QIAyh #
- Kings’ Dustin Penner injures himself while eating a stack of delicious pancakes http://t.co/aqxPWjv5 #
- Did you work at UVic after January 2011? Your personal info and bank account details were stolen. http://t.co/mxJZkkov #
- Long road ahead for Kubica after new injury http://t.co/FjFigCHQ #
- The Classic iPhone Ringtone “Marimba” Interrupts New York Philharmonic http://t.co/TlnGcTRV #
- Kings’ Penner responds to pancake-gate in open letter, sponsors ‘Pancakes With Penner’ breakfast http://t.co/fZrDJyRy #
- Sunrise over Mount Baker: http://t.co/5ZqicdV3 #
- Waiting for 'Waiting For Godot'! (@ The Cultch) http://t.co/cPTfetag #
- Does Cold-FX work? http://t.co/hYpt3CcS #
- Dan Savage to Stephen Harper: Stop screwing with my marriage, motherfucker http://t.co/2tC5t39Z #
- I don't remember signing up for weekly summary emails from Google+… #
- F#A#∞ #
- Cold-FX contaminated by E. coli-related bacteria http://t.co/qeVh5mPk #
- Movies are all ripped to the computer. Next up: Star Trek: The Next Generation. All seven series. #
- The Lower Mainland gets a blast of winter http://t.co/RRmUjqiR #
- Snow! http://t.co/UbZt0hsv #
- Andrew Wakefield: Recognized as the Great Science Fraud that he is http://t.co/17ep7cYx #
- Anybody looking for a two bedroom townhouse to rent in #NewWest If so, let me know. Our complex has an opening. #
- Help Give Amelia a Kidney http://t.co/fSNnXijY #
- Steve Rawlings http://t.co/G813VkxL #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-08
- Welcome 2012! #
- My New Years resolution is 0.075 arcseconds at 550nm. #
- What is this God Bless America garbage at a hockey game? #
- Fucking octoroks keep fucking up my shit. Fuck you and your rock-shooting face. #
- It's a Godspeed You! Black Emperor day. #
- PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund http://t.co/P4kRKzc5 #
- If you're not watching the Canada-Russia World Junior Championship hockey game, you should be. 5-1 RUS to start the 3rd, now 6-5 RUS. #
- Hell of a game. 6-5 Russia. The Canada post in the last minute or so was a heart attack. Now go get those Finns for bronze! #
- WATCH: Canada for President! (NSFW) http://t.co/IZpJY5DY #
- Why I like the Sedin Twins, and why you don’t http://t.co/XRk3C0CW #
- Important milestone in Elizabeth's life: she can read the score in the hockey game on the TV. "It's 0-0!" #
- It's about time for Luongo to give up the snack goal. #Canucks #
- No snack goal for Luongo as he takes the shutout instead. #Canucks #
- Is Seattle's KOMO news sympathizing with creationists now? http://t.co/OWsvgktz #
- Everyone but the Canucks learned the wrong lessons from the Cup Final http://t.co/XGSWPVXG #
- Happy 100th birthday, Charles Samuel Addams http://t.co/d2LXpo2f #
- I missed a line brawl? Now there's a Boston penalty shot? Crazy game.
STOP BY SCHNEIDER.
Booya. #
- Why didn't the NHL do a Vancouver/Boston Winter Classic in Boston? #
- Bruins fans chanting "We want Luongo!" You do? Trade him for Thomas? #
- At least the Bruins' power play is ineffective so far. #
- HEYO COHO! #Canucks #
- That's how you make a dirty team pay. Punish them on the power play. #Canucks #
- HEYO COHO!
So nice I'll say it twice.
- Does the Bruins announcer always go "Woo!" after announcing a Boston goal? #
- Edler?!? God Almighty. #
- I'll never understand why people cheer when a referee or linesman gets hurt. #
- 103 PIM so far in the #Canucks / #Bruins game so far. Crikey. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-01
- Why hello there! http://t.co/09njtbFp #
- Christmas 2012-2014 are cancelled, as Elizabeth got enough presents for the next three years. #
- The #Canucks are in a real pickle after Vlasic drew that penalty. #
- RT @BadAstronomer Stop antivaxxers. NOW. http://t.co/nUT6ZbHd #StopAVN #StopNVIC #
- Hacking Marconi's Wireless in 1903 http://t.co/iP8i0y2T #
- Note to self: SD card does not go in the CD slot. #
- Stop antivaxxers. Now. http://t.co/qxEUYerN #StopAVN #
- Ducks' power play is brutal. Giving up a 3-on-2, a 2-on-1, and a breakaway in the same power play? Horrible. #
- BC's Five Looniest Liquor Laws http://t.co/TtBbv6HZ #
- Every time someone spells it "Santa Clause" an elf is killed. #
- B.C. girl says she was struck by drunken Sharks fan http://t.co/MN8HVReZ #
- I'm all covered in socks! http://t.co/0JS37XPS #
- Clothes dryers aren't supposed to shoot blue sparks, are they? #
- Disaster in the Cavanagh household: Rainbow Dash is missing. #
- Mixed snow and rain in #NewWest #
- New Years Eve at Melissa is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
- New Years Eve at Melissa's is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
- #WinDaTurd #Canucks #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-25
- As the father of a little girl, I want everybody who talks to Elizabeth to read this: http://t.co/BqiaGexM #
- Prejerky: http://t.co/3fj054zn #
- He really wanted to use the carpool lane: http://t.co/y9DrHa97 #
- Henrik Sedin catches Sami Salo's flying stick. http://t.co/bmswcegm #
- Marketing to Women Now with 83% More Stupid! http://t.co/pHfA8Bqw #
- I'm showing my redneck roots, but it's impossible to resist the air guitar when Free Bird is playing. #
- Woah. I just found my "make money playing NHL 94" webpage from 1997 on the Wayback Machine. #
- A little late, but happy solstice. #
- Jack Layton voted Canada's Newsmaker of the Year http://t.co/LBQSjnRB #
- GoDaddy supports #SOPA I'm glad I moved away from them. http://t.co/9J9fwzin #
- Montréal smoked meat! Poutine! (@ Dunn's Famous w/ 2 others) http://t.co/jjM1X8VI #
- Oh no! Christmas will never get here! http://t.co/yWrOlrz7 #
- 'Tis the season. http://t.co/jrLrNTGi #
- Believing in Cody Hodgson pays off for his Grade 1 teacher http://t.co/FGYhNG6W #
- Ferry time! http://t.co/zdYqLUgj #
- Canucks playing down to the level of their opponent yet again. #
- Happy Christmas Eve, everybody! #
- Christmas Eve lunch supplies! (@ Thrifty Foods) http://t.co/NssmlQWs #
- Cookies for Santas http://t.co/Ns8SiP9B #
- We opened Christmas presents at Alice's mom's house. Elizabeth is playing with bubble wrap. #
- Postcard from the Universe – Christmas Tree http://t.co/M3lD6uzQ #
- Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-18
- It only takes me 30 minutes to get home from curling. Unfortunately, that 30 minutes is preceded by 45 minutes of waiting for a bus. #
- Legislators Call For A Boycott Of Lowe's After It Pulled Ads From American Muslims TV Show http://t.co/SDBlVYwj #
- Fuck you Peter Kent. http://t.co/4626YEFw #cdnpoli #
- Somehow Elizabeth's favourite lullaby song is O Canada. #
- Measles is marvelous! It only kills 18 people every hour! http://t.co/qTp5eW8i #
- Free gift cards (Costco, Tim Hortons, whatever) on Facebook are always a scam. Don't be fooled! http://t.co/XF3oOOMi #
- Baby Seal Breaks Into Home http://t.co/e1Qfe3Dl #
- Act Now: All You Need to Know About Facebook’s New Timeline http://t.co/vCLav6FB #
- If you have small kids and no chimney, this is an awesome idea for Christmas: http://t.co/cYB751Bz #
- Straight poop on New England hockey glove defecation incident http://t.co/zl6zXWtY #
- Comet Lovejoy survived passing 12500km from the sun! If you're in the northern hemisphere, you might be able to see it just before sunrise. #
- Comet Lovejoy should rise a couple of minutes before the sun. If you have a clear eastern horizon, try and take a look! #
- Mitch just completed a project named 'Cocoa Porter'. Here's his prize (that he's sharing): http://t.co/3ybAArM4 cc / @itsgoodtobehere #
- Jannik Hansen made Dion Phaneuf look like he was skating on glue. #Canucks #
- And now I'm going to have 'Wig In A Box' stuck in my head all night. #
- Martin Havlat fell off the bench and injured himself. Sami Salo has a new challenger to his "He Got Injured How?!?" title. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-11
- Time to lose myself in the attic to see if I can find the missing box of Christmas decorations. #
- I didn't curl terribly well but we won our first game. It was a cakewalk; we were up 9-0 in the sixth end. #
- If you're calling yourself a "'gov contractor" you've just committed a crime against apostrophes. #
- How can you tell Peter MacKay is bullshitting? He has his mouth open. http://t.co/hKKNEiVs #cdnpoli #
- NHL approves 4-conference realignment, new playoff format http://t.co/MzlBJMC3 #
- PayPal Continues War Against Regretsy, Freezes All Accounts & Halts Gift Exchange http://t.co/z6lYMP7O #
- James Holden's "Balance 005" is awesome. #
- It would appear I need to re-rip disc 2 from 'Balance 005'. Grr. #
- the car show, illustrated with crappy pictures™ http://t.co/FA0gPH8M #
- And Luongo takes a puck in the throat. Great. #
- Schneider showing off his offensive prowess by picking up an assist. #
- Shane O'Brien needs to take a look at the scoreboard. #
- Combined shutout for Luongo and Schneider. Well done lads. #Canucks #
- The redheaded girl kissed Charlie Brown: http://t.co/LoqbTFBk #
- One more reason to hate Gary Bettman: he pronounces data "dah-ta". #
- SCUBA-2 on the front cover of the Vancouver Sun today! http://t.co/F4jkJq7q #
- Theo Fleury discovers his lost Stanley Cup ring on Craigslist http://t.co/xi65KGwO #
- Argh. RT @sportsnetmurph David Booth out 4-6 weeks with MCL sprain. #canucks #
- Ryan Miller sure spends a lot of time out of the crease. #
- Elizabeth during a hockey fight: "That's not very nice, oh no. He's trying to get his shirt off!" #
- Always nice to turn on the Edmonton/Carolina game and see Edmonton give up a goal. #
- The history of the world (according to the History Channel): http://t.co/FN49gTU4 #
- SCUBA-2 on the CBC! http://t.co/LCuCbOio #
- Well I would have caught the bus had it not left two minutes early. Grr. #
- 3-0 Habs? Augh. #
- 15000 refs at the Brll Centre just gave Kevin Bieksa a penalty. Too bad neither of the two refs on the ice did. #Canucks #
- Fact: Billy Sweatt's nickname is "Shootout". #Canucks #
- Boards of Canada are neither boards nor Canadian. #
- Why bother having a status bar if it sits at 99% through the entire run? I'm looking at you, 'apt-get update'. #
- *sigh* When I say "Office 97" I mean "Office 97" and not "Office 2007". I mean, it's only listed as "Office 97" in the craigslist ad twice. #
- RT @XaiaX Yeah, so don't buy anything from @Lowes anymore, K? http://t.co/Iy8soCQe #
- If you don't like the new Twitter client for iOS, give Twitterrific a try. #
- Post-dentist snack for Elizabeth: http://t.co/lGckFug1 #
- What. Mike Milbury says the media has overblown controversies on suspensions? He sounded reasonable! He must be sick. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-04
- Best fight between two 73-year old CFL Hall-of-Famers you'll see this week. http://t.co/bmxsTe7X #
- Brazil Grand Prix in the morning, Grey Cup in the afternoon. It's a good day for sports! #
- David Coulthard: "Rule number one of leaving the pitstop: make sure you've got your nuts with you." #
- Mosca-Kapp fight 'most bizarre thing' http://t.co/MJXQl70s #
- Jann Arden? Seriously? #
- Touchdown Lions! #
- Field goal Lions! #
- Oh man, this Grey Cup is getting all orange. Interception Lions! #GC99 #
- Congrats to the BC l
Lions for winning the Grey Cup! At least one Vancouver team can get it done. # - Called it. http://t.co/dG0g1QWz #Boudreau #Capitals #NHL #
- Burzynski Clinic: the domain of scoundrels and quacks http://t.co/t3dLg1vF #
- Jesus, big explosion sound in downtown Vancouver. #
- Elvis Costello Tells Fans Not To Buy His Pricey New Release http://t.co/TsuPOeRP #
- Raikkonen makes dramatic F1 comeback with Lotus Renault http://t.co/p2idD02K #
- Many thanks to @sirhc for the Movember donation! #
- Imagine If It Were Apple http://t.co/oocBNPwA #
- The last two comments on my blog (http://t.co/DNfI4vYx & http://t.co/iVTGxfn3) came from the same IP address. I don't get people sometimes. #
- Achievement unlocked: remove bean from toddler's nose. #
- The physicist in me is skeptical. Einstein didn't win a Nobel Prize for nothing. http://t.co/y88V59Mg #
- Leftover butter chicken ftw. #
- Aaron Volpatti just got the "bank error in your favor" card. #Canucks #
- Ginger Jesus, why have you forsaken me? #Canucks #
- It's a good day when you need to use http://t.co/EMp5Rcz0. #
- Yay! Australia's ruling party endorses same-sex marriage http://t.co/o2SQUzVJ #
- Hooray for missing the bus by a minute! #
- Oh god why did I suggest going into Superstore on a December weekend? #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-27
- Hoo boy this edamame is oversalted. #
- Watching the Canucks with Alice! (@ River's Reach Pub) http://t.co/RKhgs00S #
- Michele Bachmann's Memoir, Fact-Checked http://t.co/nmrbORpx #
- How long until Ovechkin gets traded or Boudreau gets the axe? http://t.co/DWmMly9r #
- They need better seals on SkyTrain doors. Snow is actually getting in through the gap. #
- I just lay back and let the big beat lead me. #
- Every one of you supporting the Occupy movement had better be supporting Buy Nothing Day this Friday. http://t.co/xTS0oZjc #
- Apple Store Opening in Downtown Vancouver on Robson and Burrard in 2012? http://t.co/kY1xW4P4 #
- The New Pornographers' "Adventures In Solitude" reminds me of @jmcclure because of the chorus: We thought we'd lost you, welcome back. #
- Anne McCaffrey, 1926-2011 http://t.co/HWqJcIwx :-( #
- I don't get #OccupyVancouver Don't they know that Grandview Park is a city park and thus falls under the injunction? #
- I was wrong, today the province sought a ban for #OccupyVancouver from all public lands, but the court denied it. The wack-a-mole continues. #
- This has never happened to me with my real books: http://t.co/bd03NO5f #
- Thanksgiving Turkey http://t.co/953WRYBG #
- Dan Mangan seems to be the perfect soundtrack for a rainy fall Vancouver day. #
- Bunch of fucking savages working here. Four fucking empty coffee carafes and you can't fucking make one? Fuck you! #
- No Movember donations (http://t.co/KFuQ903L by the way)? Is it because I haven't given you all a picture? Here you go! http://t.co/fbPlKEJC #
- Many thanks to @dragonwoman and @jhugart for the Movember donations! You guys rock! #
- And many more thanks to Mom and Dad for kicking in some Movember money! I have awesome parents. :-)
- Back on New Westminster council, Chuck Puchmayr eyes city’s housing affordability woes http://t.co/TiMmdIo4 #
- I wish Lucic played for the Canucks. #
- It's windy. #
- Android Malware http://t.co/RtLcQ9Z5 #
- Lots of CFL jerseys around downtown Vancouver today. Is there a big game coming up or something? #
- Today's beer haul: http://t.co/z8GJwdUK #
- Elizabeth: "I'm big enough, Dad!" Me: "For what?" Elizabeth: "Beer!" #
- Phillips's Ancient Brown Ale is delicious. #
- This is one of the best ads I've seen for marriage equality: http://t.co/GExegZoD #
- I'm about to go to the mall with Elizabeth to see Babs and Lolo, a musical duo for kids. Wish me luck. #
- Congrats to my brother Greg and my sis-in-law Kasey, Elizabeth is going to get a cousin! #
- Mike Milbury. Ugh. #
- I hate it when the Canucks play on Saturdays because I have to watch them on the CBC. #
- My maple stout is now an orange maple stout thanks to the peels Elizabeth just dropped in it. #
- Elizabeth just fell asleep. This is a) incredibly cute, and b) awesome because now I can watch the Canucks game uninterrupted. #
- So, @passittobulis, is the Chris Higgins ab shot the new Keslurk? Case in point: http://t.co/EQpRXiBz #
- Manny Malhotra! #
- From the goalcam, Niemi really should have had that puck. #
- I'm going to repeat myself, but Niemi should have stopped Alberts's shot. 3-1 Canucks! #
- At the end of the first I was going to say that the Canucks looked like a tired team. I take that back, they're flying in the second. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-20
- Happy birthday, Canadarm! http://t.co/lyylJOmP #
- How to enjoy hockey when you really don't understand hockey http://t.co/dB8AMhAM #
- I think tonight was the first night curling I didn't throw any light rocks. One wrong handle and one through the house. Not bad! #
- More importantly I didn't fall down! Must be the new shoes and broom. :-) Thanks Alice! #
- I think next season I'll have to curl at Royal City. 5 minute walk vs 1 hour bus? Walk wins. #
- As if I'm going to accept this LinkedIn invite from a) someone I don't know and b) someone who calls themselves an "owener" of a website. #
- Sunday’s Three Stars: Aaron Rome, offensive juggernaut http://t.co/GvCB82Nx #
- Elizabeth: "When I grow up, I fly up and go to Jupiter!" #
- Why do I have the Italian national anthem stuck in my head? #
- Apache Hadoop 0.23.0 has been released http://t.co/R4b0cPfq #
- Apply to be an astronaut? Pfft, did that two years ago. And I made it to the second round. :P #
- It'd be really nice if BC Ferries had a website that didn't keep timing out when I try to make reservations. #
- I rescind my gripe about BC Ferries' website. It was only unresponsive with Chrome, not with Firefox. #
- Wait what? When did Luongo get injured? #
- I'm pleased with my level of swearing in my Lucic Shanahammer post: http://t.co/IHyAv1Mj Geof did a wonderful job too: http://t.co/gerEUMsC #
- Hockey Hugs: Sweet Stamkos, leaping Kessel returns, Jovo no robo http://t.co/igIRsazU #
- Jack was every inch a sailor. #
- I give three DVD chapter titles, you give the movie. Ready? Go: "Fresh fish." "Welcome back." "Vanished." #
- Employment Opportunity at Keck – Software Engineer http://t.co/zbiTD6m7 #
- November 16, 2011 http://t.co/QmpACoFU #
- Teens in superhero garb confront online predators http://t.co/0ZSBnPEN #
- Dentist appointment booked. Now to drink ALL THE COFFEE to make this cleaning worth it. #
- UI designers ought to be forced to use their UI. #
- God Christ Javascript winds me up sometimes. #
- Canada's New Plastic Money Won't Rip, Melt Or Be Mistaken For A Sex Toy http://t.co/2b3qDrvi #
- Don't fall for the Recovering American Soldier hoax http://t.co/oz0SVQjR #
- I just tuned into the McCafe Pre-Game Show Presented By McCafe. #Canucks #
- Clear the track, here comes Lack! #Canucks #
- It's awesome when the fake behind-the-net Mr. Lube ad floats over the on-screen graphics. Pro job there, Sportsnet. #Canucks #
- What a pass by Henrik! RYE RUV ROO RANNIK! #
- It cuts both ways. http://t.co/daWAA7C2 #
- You know what would be an awesome birthday present? If you (yes you!) donated $5 to me for Movember! http://t.co/KFuQ903L Thanks! #
- Really, http://t.co/IulXvFxF? It takes 10 days to remove my email address from your database? #
- Big wet snowflakes in #NewWest and they're sticking! #
- Fewer homeless shelter beds after B.C. cuts http://t.co/CcE3gMXc #
- "Mmm good. But, where are they?" http://t.co/REnSJWUd #
- In which Bobby Ryan criticizes Taylor Lautner’s acting in ‘Twilight’ http://t.co/B4iDXvNW #
- Every single person at #OccupyVancouver today better be voting tomorrow. #
- It would appear that #OccupyVancouver people are angry about getting kicked out on Monday. I can hear the yelling from my office. Fun! #
- In tomorrow's election I'll be voting for Wayne Wright (@wwrightcampaign) for #NewWest mayor. #nwelxn #
- I voted! #
- I was voter number 459 at Herbert Spencer Elementary. #nwelxn #NewWest #
- Mashed potatoes are more whipped than mashed. Still taste good though! And how could they not, with two cups of cream and a cup of butter? #
- The Morgan Freeman chain of command: http://t.co/kvX4NG2z #
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