Fidel Castro dead?


You heard it here first (or maybe second): Fidel Castro is dead. Rumours say he’s “breathing but not inhaling”, which is a neat trick.

Exploding cigars for everyone!

  1. #1 by Samh on 13 December 2006 - 3:12 pm

    Breathing and not inhaling doesn’t count as brain death, it probably means he is on a respirator.

    Secondly, conspiracy theorists could point out that as Castro has not been seen publicly for a few months, he has probably been dead for a while.

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