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With two weeks to go in 2006, it’s time to unveil an all-new Annual Tradition here at Bad Baby Names Headquarters: the Baddest Baby Name of the Year poll! Here are the candidates:

Qwuincey – Representing the finest in grammatical errors, Qwuincey’s parents decided to flaut hundreds of years of linguistical tradition and break up the Q-U marriage. But that’s not the worst of it: in the comments some imbecile named Quinsey managed to figure out how to use a keyboard and leave not one but three comments saying that “this is a stuiped webkite”.

Espn – Mandy Espn Race must have had morons for parents. Oh wait, that’s a given around here. Mandy Espn Race must have had sports fan morons for parents.

Keyz – The frontrunner for that week, but only for the comedy routine value.

Ryllei – An all-around bad name.

Skailey – A poor kid who’s doomed to years of trauma on the schoolyard and years of therapy after that.

A.J.-Isly-Ander-Brown – A triple-hyphen attack. That’s horrendous.

DaVon-Tré – A hyphen, capitalizing in the middle of the name, and an ultra-pretentious accent. Kudos, DaVon-Tré’s parents! You’re morons!

Madylynroe-Kealani – She won this week only because Robynnelee wasn’t a baby.

So there you have it! Eight bad baby names, and it’s up to my loyal readers to pick which one is the Baddest Baby Name of 2006. You’re allowed to vote once a day, and the polls will close on December 31. Get voting!