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Because the Hawaii Tribune-Herald are a bunch of slave-drivers, we received a paper today, Christmas morning. And since it’s a Monday, that means Bad Baby Names!

Desade’s parents must have been big fans of Donatien Alphonse François.

Tytenn’s parents must have been morons. Same goes for Xayden’s parents, Kaelee-Rae’s parents, Thayden’s parents, and Jonelyn’s parents.

But the Christmas turkey is Jet’aime. Clearly her parents have some tiny bit of education, as they know a smidgen of French, but to cram two words together (well, three if you count t’ to be a word) and make a name out of it, that’s ridiculous. Hopefully Jet’aime doesn’t go to France or Quebec.

p.s. Don’t forget to vote!

p.p.s. Happy Christmas from Bad Baby Name Headquarters!