…at least, he would be if the NHL hadn’t “lost” votes for him.
The Vote For Rory campaign was started to choose a player to start in the 2007 NHL All-Star Game who wouldn’t normally be there. A player who isn’t flashy and doesn’t score goals, but is hard-working and gritty and represents the average NHL player. Rory Fitzpatrick, a defenceman for the Vancouver Canucks, was picked to be the representative. By writing in his name in the All-Star ballot, the public could vote for him and show their appreciation of the under-appreciated players.
And by all accounts the campaign was a success. After the first release of voting numbers, Rory was leading all Western Conference defencemen. After the second release he slipped to second (behind Scott Hannan), but after the third he took the lead again. Update: I got this wrong. Rory was actually somewhere around 12th after the first release, then up to fifth or sixth for two releases, then up to second on the fourth release. End Update After the fourth fifth release he had slipped to third, and he maintained this position when the final starting lineups were announced. Rory the All-Star was not to be.
But hold on a second. The NHL released voting numbers during the voting. Let’s take a look at those numbers.
First set, the votes reported by position. Since you have to vote for three forwards, two defence, and one goaltender, it would stand to reason that there would be twice the votes for defenders than for goaltenders, and the number of votes for defenders would be two-thirds that for forwards. Let’s take a look at those numbers:
ECF ECD ECG WCF WCD WCG 30-Nov 1,578,291 1,017,087 508,553 1,525,618 1,048,400 508,549 6-Dec 2,880,247 1,880,803 963,948 2,785,232 1,928,387 884,857 13-Dec 4,189,654 2,769,013 1,412,477 4,136,875 2,821,758 1,399,882 20-Dec 5,199,591 3,468,025 1,757,524 5,179,649 3,522,706 1,744,655 26-Dec 6,178,433 4,125,273 1,981,631 6,158,014 4,076,743 2,076,061 2-Jan 6,815,588 4,537,022 2,304,041 6,762,566 4,483,754 2,281,060 Notes: First two weeks of WCG only included 8. The remainder included a 9th goalie. 26-Dec results for ECG didn't include write-in Huet's totals. WCD always showed 13 players for each week.
The columns stand for, going left to right, Eastern Conference Forwards, Defence, Goaltender, Western Conference Forwards, Defence, Goaltender. Let’s look at the ratio between forwards and defence (you’d expect this to be roughly 1.5):
ECF/ECD WCF/WCD 30-Nov 1.55178 1.45519 6-Dec 1.53139 1.44433 13-Dec 1.51305 1.46606 20-Dec 1.49929 1.47036 26-Dec 1.49770 1.51052 2-Jan 1.50222 1.50824
And the ratio between defence and goaltenders (you’d expect this to be roughly 2):
ECD/ECG WCD/WCG 30-Nov 1.99996 2.06155 6-Dec 1.95115 2.17932 13-Dec 1.96040 2.01571 20-Dec 1.97324 2.01914 26-Dec 2.08176 1.96369 2-Jan 1.96916 1.96564
And for completeness, the ratio between forwards and goaltenders (which you would expect to be roughly 3):
ECF/ECG WCF/WCG 30-Nov 3.10349 2.99994 6-Dec 2.98797 3.14766 13-Dec 2.96618 2.95516 20-Dec 2.95878 2.96887 26-Dec 3.11785 2.96620 2-Jan 2.95810 2.96466
The numbers for the western conference show something odd happening for the defencemen’s vote total releases on December 26 and January 2. They also show something odd happening for the Western Conference on December 6, but given the uncertainty in goaltender numbers for the first two releases (only 8 were reported for the first two releases, and 9 for the rest), we’ll focus on the last four voting count releases.
In the voting period between December 20 and 26 there was either a large increase in the number of votes reported for Western Conference forwards, or a large decrease in the number of votes reported for Western Conference defencemen. Correspondingly, there was either a large increase in the number of votes reported for Western Conference goaltenders or a large decrease in the number of votes reported for Western Conference defencemen. Given that the ratio of forwards to goaltenders doesn’t appreciably change in this timespan, that would mean that either the relative numbers of votes reported for both the forwards and goaltenders increased while the defencemen stayed the same, or the relative numbers of votes reported for defencemen decreased while forwards and goaltenders stayed the same.
Perhaps the most telling statistic is this, the number of votes gained for each position from one reporting period to the next. You’d expect these to be roughly the same, as fans voted for both conferences at the same time. Looking at each conference’s defencemen:
ECD WCD 30-Nov 6-Dec 863,716 879,987 (+/- 16,271 - 0.9% margin) 13-Dec 888,210 893,371 (+/- 5,161 - 0.2% margin) 20-Dec 699,012 700,948 (+/- 1,936 - 0.1% margin) 26-Dec 657,248 554,037 (+/- 103,221 - 8.5% margin) 2-Jan 411,749 407,011 (+/- 4,738 - 0.6% margin)
So somehow between December 20 and 26 over 100,000 votes weren’t reported.
Let’s look at the votes gained between each reporting period for the top Western Conference defencemen (all others received less than 5% of the vote):
Votes Rec'd: 6-Dec 13-Dec 20-Dec 26-Dec 2-Jan Scott Niedermayer 96,135 60,371 57,474 92,878 51,277 Nicklas Lidstrom 102,584 53,664 56,327 94,981 50,724 Rory Fitzpatrick 113,509 124,229 159,784 58,010 63,335 Chris Pronger 85,187 63,156 58,413 48,401 44,630 Dion Phaneuf 98,401 65,737 42,894 41,495 36,097 Scott Hannan 73,890 168,105 56,748 24,009 20,587
Rory Fitzpatrick’s votes dropped from 159,784 to 58,010 between December 20 and 26, a loss of over 100,000, and at a time when media coverage of the Vote For Rory campaign was at its highest. And strangely enough, over 100,000 votes for Western Conference defencemen weren’t reported for the December 26 release. Rory ended up 23,000 votes behind second place vote-getter Nicklas Lidstrom.
A strange coincidence.
All data courtesy Rusty Krustyman.
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#1 by Dan on January 11th, 2007
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I say we sue.
Give us Rory, Bettman!
(Or give us back named divisions/conferences. Whatever.)
#2 by ryan on January 11th, 2007
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We want Rory in the Allstar game!!! u scum bettman!!( change the divisions)
#3 by eddie davey on January 12th, 2007
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bettmans i joke he can suck my dick… fuck you bud
#4 by joe on January 12th, 2007
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Speculation at best .. sorry.
#5 by lee on January 12th, 2007
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yeah – i wonder if the kicker would be if the nhl gave the guy a special just-one-more-guy at the all-star game .. i mean – just for schitz. ice time in the 2nd or 3rd period or something. it would get even >more
#6 by Howard on January 13th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAH – Yeah, it’s too bad I’m not going to see this guy next week.
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#7 by Howard on January 13th, 2007
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(sorry about the ~duplicate post .. this form was throwing a server error. doh.)
#8 by Sam on January 16th, 2007
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Rory who? Get over it, you seriously need to get a life!!!
#9 by LetsGoBuffalo on January 16th, 2007
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Hell of a job, your absolutly correct. Like everyone knew at the end of the lock-out that the pens were gonna get Crosby. NHL Conspiracies
#10 by Chuck on January 17th, 2007
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I had a feeling….nice job dude. BETTMAN SUCKS!
#11 by Braden LeSouder on January 23rd, 2007
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Rory Fitzpatrick isnt good at hockey, so why would he be in the NHL All Star Game? Are you all stupid? Why wasnt i voted in, im shitty too…PS. I fought in Vimmy Ridge.
#12 by Brad on January 23rd, 2007
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Braden: First, go read Vote For Rory for the justification.
Second, it’s Vimy Ridge.
Third, the Battle of Vimy Ridge happened in World War One in 1917. There are three Canadian WWI veterans still alive, and none of them are you. The French and British also fought on Vimy Ridge (they failed in previous attempts, handing it off to the Canadians who took it). There are six French and four British WWI vets, none of whom are you. Or maybe you’re German… Hold on, there are 8 German WWI vets, and none of them are you either.
Impersonating a veteran of one of Canada’s most famous and defining moments in history to make a stupid point on a blog is abhorrent. Go fuck yourself.
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#13 by Braden Le Souder on June 23rd, 2008
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One day i decided to search my name in google, it brought me to this site. I clearly never stated any of the above that included my name. For starters i would not refer to myself as shitty and second spell Vimy Ridge wrong, i am not an uneducated moron. This website needs to go to a greater measure to prevent people from placing a random name as whom their comment is from. I would like the post that is connected with my name to be deleted and possibly an apology for being told to go “f**k” myself.
#14 by Brad on June 23rd, 2008
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Eh. I can’t do anything about what people put in their name field here. They could put “George Bush” for all I care.
For what it’s worth, the two “Braden” comments came from different IP addresses (the first from the Huron County Board of Education, the second from someone with a Rogers Cable Communications account) but had the same email address. I suspect that the first “Braden” comment was left by some immature kid at some school in Huron County, Ontario, who doesn’t like the real Braden. Odds are the real Braden left the second comment.
So my “go fuck yourself” comment isn’t directed towards the real Braden, it’s directed towards the imposter “Braden”. Who can still go fuck themselves for misspelling Vimy and for impersonating Braden.