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Today’s Bad Baby Name is truly unique. It’s so unique you’ll… well, you’ll just have to see.

First, there’s the usual collection of run-of-the-mill Bad Baby Names: Shaelynn, Khaisyn, Angell, and Madilyn. They’re bad, but they’re starting to get a little boring.

Reef spices things up a tad. I guess living in the tropics you get influenced by your surroundings, so I guess it’s a good thing this little boy didn’t get named Papaya or Vog.

Then there’s Xeighvian. I’m not at all sure how this is meant to be pronounced. Two things I do know about this name, though: the kid’s going to have a hell of a time spelling it in school, and it’s a Bad Baby Name. I haven’t seen Xeighvian before, so it’s pretty unique.

But this week’s winner is even more unique. It’s so unique you’ll shake your head. Ready for the Bad Baby Name of the week? It’s unique, I’m telling you. Unique.

That’s right.

Unique.

Cue the comedy routine:

Teacher: “And what’s your name?”
Unique: “Unique.”
Teacher: “I’m sure it is, given the idiocy of parents these days, but what is it?”
Unique: “Unique.”
Teacher: “What is it, Chevyaughn? Reef? Xeighvian?”
Unique: “No, it’s Unique!”
Teacher: “…”
Unique: “I don’t know who’s on first!”