Sun threw a party last night that was, on the grand scheme of things, fairly crappy. The guys pouring the beer didn’t have a clue, so I got a half a cup of foam. They had ping pong balls but no ping pong tables. The food was medium-to-high end buffet finger food, including a ‘build-your-own-sandwich’ section (as long as you wanted meat and mustard…I didn’t see any vegetables but someone can correct me if there were some there). The music was horribly balanced, resulting in bass bass bass. It was in a converted parkade, and by “converted” I mean “nothing’s changed except rug on the floor”. And they had plastic big-wheel tricycles there that the wheels kept falling off of.

I’ll leave it to the reader to draw parallels between Sun and the tricycles.

Edit: By the way, the title refers to the ad for the Sun OSCON BoF. lolcats has totally jumped the shark.

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