This week’s Bad Baby Names comes as a bit of a surprise. Sure, there are the usual Jaydens and Jaydans and Reighns and Jaysons and Kerilyns and Eryns and Tayzens and Rhianna-Lynns and oh god make the horrible names stop!
The top three Bad Baby Names this week are Dreana (for some reason I want to pronounce it “Drain-a”), Kadence, and taking the top prize, along with the acclaimed Is That A Tyop In Your Name Or Are You Just An Idiot Award, Pheonix.
The worst names this week actually came from the marriages column. Barry-ezra Pea got married sometime in the past month. Poor bastard. Luckily he wasn’t Maverick Burns, who got married to Marie Anntonette Ella. Here’s hoping your marriage goes better than your namesake‘s, Marie!
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#1 by kelly on October 17th, 2007
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Here’s a doozie…ZaXavier, saw it in the paper.