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Apparently professing (and crudely exclaiming) your disbelief for an invisible sky man is bleep-worthy:

“Kathy Griffin’s offensive remarks will not be part of the E! telecast on Saturday night,” the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences said in a statement Monday.

In her speech, Griffin said that “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.”

She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, “This award is my god now!”

The off-colour remark?

“Suck it, Jesus!”

In the same story, MSN apparently doesn’t have a thesaurus that includes the words “penis” or “dick”, words that would come in handy when talking about “Dick In A Box“.