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Apologies, loyal readers, for today’s Bad Baby Name selection is rather weak. The names are still offenses against humanity, however, but they’re all of the boring “let’s put as many Y’s as possible into our kid’s name” variety.

Starting off, little Kyngston is not only named after a city, his parents have misspelled Kingston. Now he’ll never be able to visit Ontario without being shunned.

Next up come the double-y-whammy twins: Shyley and Taylyn. Luckily they’re not actually twins, as that many Y’s in one family might be a critical mass.

The loser of this week is Payje, not only for having the Y, but also for replacing a perfectly good G with a J. Seriously, Paige is a perfectly good name, so why ruin it by tarting it up so?