Bad Baby Names: A new champion has emerged!
- Wed Dec 5 2007
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Okay, this one’s made its way around the internets (don’t click that link yet), but it’s so bad it had to be shared. In fact, I might just have to stop with the Bad Baby Names thing because there is absolutely no way this could be topped. And yes, I know I’ve said that before, but that was then and this is now.
Are you ready? Brace yourself. Sit down. Strap in. Clear your mind of any distractions.
It starts with Urhines. Pronounced “your highness”.
Wait, it gets better.
It continues with Kendall. That’s a nice normal name. I have no idea what it’s doing here.
The third act only improves upon things with Icy Eight. When Icy Seven just isn’t enough.
And the fourth act, well, you know the fourth act is special. In fact, that’s it exactly: Special K.
That’s right, Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. And in case you think I’m making this up, I’m not.
Blame Amy, she emailed it to me.

7 Responses to “Bad Baby Names: A new champion has emerged!”
Thu Dec 6 2007
1:44 am
I don’t believe it, what where they thinking? his nick name will be highness???
Thu Dec 6 2007
10:03 am
You know the other kids will call them hinee, or “your hinees” and there will be endless jokes about drinking Heineken.
Thu Dec 6 2007
11:10 am
You know I think I had a Urhines Icy Eight Special K when I was a kid, it had extendable arms.
Sat Dec 8 2007
2:11 pm
Nice. ban all with that name… from life!
Fri Apr 11 2008
3:27 am
i know a guy named kendall…he’s by far the most unusual kid ive ever met. the worst name ever
Sun Jun 15 2008
4:42 am
How did you even work out “Urhines” was meant to be prnounced like “your highness”?
Ridiculous!
Tue Jun 17 2008
11:58 am
How would you pronounce “Urhines”, Ashleigh ?
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