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Okay, this one’s made its way around the internets (don’t click that link yet), but it’s so bad it had to be shared. In fact, I might just have to stop with the Bad Baby Names thing because there is absolutely no way this could be topped. And yes, I know I’ve said that before, but that was then and this is now.

Are you ready? Brace yourself. Sit down. Strap in. Clear your mind of any distractions.

It starts with Urhines. Pronounced “your highness”.

Wait, it gets better.

It continues with Kendall. That’s a nice normal name. I have no idea what it’s doing here.

The third act only improves upon things with Icy Eight. When Icy Seven just isn’t enough.

And the fourth act, well, you know the fourth act is special. In fact, that’s it exactly: Special K.

That’s right, Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. And in case you think I’m making this up, I’m not.

Blame Amy, she emailed it to me.