Okay, this one’s made its way around the internets (don’t click that link yet), but it’s so bad it had to be shared. In fact, I might just have to stop with the Bad Baby Names thing because there is absolutely no way this could be topped. And yes, I know I’ve said that before, but that was then and this is now.
Are you ready? Brace yourself. Sit down. Strap in. Clear your mind of any distractions.
It starts with Urhines. Pronounced “your highness”.
Wait, it gets better.
It continues with Kendall. That’s a nice normal name. I have no idea what it’s doing here.
The third act only improves upon things with Icy Eight. When Icy Seven just isn’t enough.
And the fourth act, well, you know the fourth act is special. In fact, that’s it exactly: Special K.
That’s right, Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. And in case you think I’m making this up, I’m not.
Blame Amy, she emailed it to me.
[tags]bad baby names[/tags]
#1 by baby girl on 06 December 2007 - 1:44 am
I don’t believe it, what where they thinking? his nick name will be highness???
#2 by Sam on 06 December 2007 - 10:03 am
You know the other kids will call them hinee, or “your hinees” and there will be endless jokes about drinking Heineken.
#3 by Sam on 06 December 2007 - 11:10 am
You know I think I had a Urhines Icy Eight Special K when I was a kid, it had extendable arms.
#4 by Redneck on 08 December 2007 - 2:11 pm
Nice. ban all with that name… from life!
#5 by Mbah Wabamba on 11 April 2008 - 3:27 am
i know a guy named kendall…he’s by far the most unusual kid ive ever met. the worst name ever
#6 by Ashleigh on 15 June 2008 - 4:42 am
How did you even work out “Urhines” was meant to be prnounced like “your highness”?
Ridiculous!
#7 by Sam on 17 June 2008 - 11:58 am
How would you pronounce “Urhines”, Ashleigh ?