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For some reason Nevaeh has become a popular baby name. My theory is that the United States has become Bizarroland after 2000. Republicans spending the shit out of things? Bombing people to liberate them? Spelling names backwards? It’s all completely wrong!

And that wrongness continues in the fine town of Hilo, where one little boy was born. His name is Adnilam. Malinda backwards. Why would anybody possibly think that Adnilam is a good name? It’s a completely nonsensical retarded name that also sounds suspiciously like a medication.

“Do you have bowel control problems? Are your stools loose and watery? If so, ask your doctor about Adnilam.”

Why?