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Alright, I admit it: I’ve been neglecting my Bad Baby Names loyal readers. Luckily for you I’ve saved up three weeks of Bad Baby Names!

Two weeks ago we had an unusually good calibre of Bad Baby Names, starting off with — you guessed it — Caliber! I suspect little Caliber is going to go on to be an artillery-man. Of course, while he’s marching around he’s got to march to a particular cadence. Perhaps his sergeant can be Kaydence!

Alas, I’m having trouble shoehorning in the last three Bad Baby Names so you’re just going to get them in one blast: Shyelan, Skyler, and Shantasia.

Last week we had a huge crop of Bad Baby Names, kicking off with my favourite: Nevaeh. Diputs!

I’m not sure if Wrangler was named as part of an endorsement deal, but he should have been. Hopefully he can get some money to pay for the therapy.

And then there’s the hyphen duo: Tammy-Kaceyanne and Harley-Rose! Nothing says white trash like naming your kid after a brand of motorcycle, and then trying to tart it up with a flower. Congrats!

I suppose it’s better than naming your kid after a type of rice. Unfortunately that’s what little Jazmine’s parents did. And Rayden sounds like something out of Mortal Kombat.

But last week’s Bad Baby Name award goes to a rather unique name: Eunique! We’ve had Unique before, but never spelled wrong! Oh happy day, Hawaii parents are still as stupid as ever!

And that brings us to this week. Unfortunately a small number of Bad Baby Names, but they’re distilled down into higher concentrations of stupid. We continue the white-trash-motorcycle theme with Emmanuelle Seana-Harley. We get a blast of double-Y buckshot from Tycy. And Ayzen is just bad!