The Bad Baby Names took a vacation last week — damn you Trib! Luckily for us they didn’t take Memorial Day off.
Of course, a Bad Baby Name post wouldn’t be good without the Attack Of The Ys, so let’s start this one off on the right foot. Khamryan gets things going in spectacular fashion, followed closely by Austyn. Cheyzen doesn’t classify, as it’s just a bad name to begin with.
I never understand parents who name their child after historical people. Surely they know they’re dooming their kid to a life of insecurity and feelings of inadequacy. I can hope, can’t I? I don’t hold out much hope for little Cleopatra, though. Poor little girl.
EvaMarie Natural, now there’s a name to get behind. I wonder what the ‘Natural’ refers to though — is her brother Jayson Artificial Insemination? Robert Turkey Baster?
Usually when parents double-barrel their child’s name, they use at least one name that isn’t horrid. Not so for Joeb-Zaiston’s parents though, they had to saddle him with two bad names.
This week’s winner is MaKoy. Either this girl’s parents are dyslexic Star Trek fans or just plain stupid. I vote the latter.
Recent Comments