There’s only a couple of weeks left in 2008, so it’s the perfect time to let everybody vote on the 2008 Baddest Baby Name! This year we have seven Bad Baby Names that made the cut.
First up we have Xzavyer. Xzavyer beat out a strong crowd of contenders, including Chardanay Unique, Zhairae, and ReiLey. That was a bumper crop and Xzavyer was the worst of the bunch.
Adnilam was a reversed Bad Baby Name. Bad both coming and going.
Eunique was certainly a uniquely Bad Baby Name.
I’ve already received awesome commentary by picking Aiz’n Soljah Boy as the Bad Baby Name for May 12th. Someone names their kid Aiz’n Soljah Boy and I’m the “fucking retard”?
Tullimwar KS Jr. Casio came along in another one of those bumper crop of Bad Baby Names.
Sometimes Bad Baby Names grow on you. I know at least one person who doesn’t think Abcde is all that bad. But the more time goes on, the more I think Kayciance Clarita-jayne is a horrible name.
And bringing up the unfortunate rear in this Bad Baby Name parade is Zhyre Kamanu U’ilani Tampon
And with that, it’s time to vote! People reading this via Facebook or on an RSS reader, please visit the post to vote. Ta!
#1 by Antonio on 15 December 2008 - 3:32 pm
This obviously didn’t make it to your list but if you had been doing this in 1980 I think it would have. I just found out that the singer Dido’s full name is – Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O’Malley Armstrong
Her mother was a poet and her father a writer of some sort. Born on Xmas day, what a present for their new daughter – they must have been smoking something!