When I Am King Of The World…


…the first up against the wall will be anybody who’s ever had anything to do with leafblowers. Users, sellers, producers, all will be purged. Leafblowers will be made extremely illegal.

So it will be decreed.

  1. #1 by Chris on 27 January 2009 - 8:43 am

    Spooky. I saw this post show up on Twitter just as a worker with a leaf blower passed by my window.

    I’ve often lamented that I’d be willing to pay higher HOA dues if we could find a landscaping company that used rakes.

  2. #2 by Brad on 27 January 2009 - 8:45 am

    I was inspired by the five-liter V8-powered leaf blower my workplace’s maintenance crew is using this morning to blow grass around the parking lot. Get a broom!

  3. #3 by Geof F. Morris on 27 January 2009 - 1:04 pm

    My liege, take pity on me. My parents forced the use upon me!

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