I have few biblical morals :-(


Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.
 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin’ has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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  1. #1 by Geof F. Morris on 24 February 2009 - 10:52 am

    I expected a smileyface :)

  2. #2 by Andrew Cooper on 24 February 2009 - 12:42 pm

    We must read some of the same blogs, I took the test this morning as well. I scored a zero.

    Andrew

  3. #3 by Brad on 24 February 2009 - 1:31 pm

    I found it via Pharyngula. I guess I should have said that in the post. :)

  4. #4 by Antonio on 24 February 2009 - 2:50 pm

    I scored a zero as well. Brad, to get the score you did I’d have to guess that your morals must have been confused at having to choose the most evil between rape, slavery and a badly presented lobster cocktail.

  5. #5 by Brad on 24 February 2009 - 2:55 pm

    Lobster cocktail are particularly evil!

    Actually it was the last question, I answered that I wasn’t sure if John Bobbit should be able to join my church. After all, FSM is quite forgiving.

  6. #6 by Walther on 24 February 2009 - 8:43 pm

    Haha. You morality is more in line with the bible than mine. I scored 0% too. So either I’m not serious about being a christian or they screwed with the test :)
    At least I got 100% on the ultimate bible quiz/

  7. #7 by Brad on 24 February 2009 - 8:58 pm

    Oh wow, I got 71%. I guess getting given a Bible by my Lutheran grandmother paid off! I had to guess on a few of them, like the number of books in the New Testament, though.

  8. #8 by Samh on 25 February 2009 - 10:25 am

    Your morality is 100% in line with that of the bible.  You are a good and moral Christian. Jerry Falwell would be proud! Now go sacrifice an ox for the sweet savour of the lord!Do You Have Biblical Morals?Take More Quizzes

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