This week’s list of baby names was relatively short at fourteen, yet the percentage of Bad Baby Names was pretty high. I’m glad to know that there are still stupid parents out there…
While it’s no Ocean Reef Butts, little Ocean was born recently.
Saydee would be a perfectly good name were it not tarted up with the extraneous y. Why do parents do this?
And why do parents name their daughters Promise? Seriously, if you’re a parent and you’ve named your daughter Promise, can you leave a comment explaining your thought process?
This week’s winner was undoubtedly inspired by the recent stormy weather, but of course, like any parent who gives their kid a Bad Baby Name, they had to misspell it. This week’s winner is Stormie! Oh, and check out this prescient commentary: “Stormy’s kind of close to a stripper’s name as it is.” Too right!
#1 by damon on 23 March 2009 - 8:49 am
Nothing like pissing off at least one mother a day ;)
#2 by rj on 24 March 2009 - 12:59 pm
How about Hypnotiq? Yes, after the booze. Or at least that’s where I’ve heard the word Hypnotiq. But then again, I’ve also heard the name “Alize” and “Princess” and then I’ve also heard “Durinda” and other bizarro-world names.
#3 by damon on 24 March 2009 - 6:00 pm
*Cough*
RJ… “Princess” is very common here in Hawaii and YOU should know that Mr. bknyKANAKA.
I know probably more “Princesses” then it seems like a lot of other girl names here in Hawaii.
I was thinking that after someone had their child… they might stop talking about baby names.
I’m glad my wife chose a name that I had circled previously when we were thinking of names.
I knew that she would be the one naming my son no matter what I had to say in the matter.
#4 by Online Marketing Melbourne on 06 April 2009 - 11:11 pm
You need to think years ahead for the kids. Seriously how would we feel with a stupid name?
#5 by Stormie on 06 November 2009 - 1:51 pm
My name is Stormie, and I freaking love it. And I never got picked on. My name accents my personality. You can only have so many Jessica’s or Sarah’s. I’ve never met anyone with my name and I like it that way. It’s unique, just like me. Oh, and just for the record, I’m a normal person, not a hipster or an artist or anything like that. I’m a health care professional, and I live a normal life- with a kick ass name.
#6 by Jerry on 06 May 2011 - 9:41 pm
Ocean Reef Butts made me want to cry a river and laugh hysterically at the same time. Hey – a new name for the next little darling coming up – Hysterriver.