This week’s crop of Bad Baby Names pits two teams against each other. First up, Team Lynn, which is made up of Richlynn, Shanlynn, and Maelynn. Three truly bad names right there.
Competing against Team Lynn is Team Hyphen, starring Loryn-Rose, Trina Honey-Lee, Ku`ulei-Nevaeh, Tryson-Francois, and their leader Ryan-Anthony Kimo-Andres.
Which team wins? I think it has to be Team Hyphen, not only for sheer numbers, but because they have a girl named Ku`ulei-Nevaeh, and god knows I hate that name.
Of course, what good would a little team competition be without a traitor to both teams? That’s right, we have little Kira-Lynn being this week’s traitor!
And just when you thought that there couldn’t be any more Bad Baby Names this week, there’s more!
Canaan and Israel were born this week. While not particularly bad names, I thought it was kind of coincidental that they’d both make it into the paper in the same week. To be properly bad names you’d have to throw in a ‘y’ or muck with the spelling. Perhaps K’NAAN and Ysrayl.
Twins Kasadie and Kenadie were also in this week’s list of baby names. They would both be decent names had their parents not completely messed up their spelling. What’s wrong with Cassidy and Kennedy?
Shavanie, Kambree, Lilyanna, and Kayzden are all particularly bad.
But I think this week’s winner has to be Ghage Grannite. Ghage is a bad name, and it would be a bad name even if it were spelled properly. Grannite is a bad name, and it would be a bad name even if it were spelled properly. Put the two of them together and you’ve got one truly Bad Baby Name.
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#1 by rj on March 30th, 2009
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But nothing beats “Hypnotiq”……
#2 by Brad on March 30th, 2009
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Yes, thank you, I know about Hypnotiq. However, I’ve never seen Hypnotiq as a baby name in the Tribune-Herald, which is where I get all of my Bad Baby Names from.
The instant I see Hypnotiq in the Trib you can rest assured I’ll post about it.
#3 by rj on April 4th, 2009
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@Brad
Actually, that’s where I got it from. It was in the papers a while back. Not too sure how long ago though, but it was either February or January of this year.