After a drought in Bad Baby Names the past couple of weeks, this week we have a good return to horribleness. Let’s go!
Kicking it off this week we have Carleyrose. It’s not that bad, but we can’t jump into the pool in the deep end now, can we?
Slightly worse are Khyrie, Kaysen, Sayhje, and Kysyn. My favourites, bad names made even worse with extra Ys!
I think Starrz’s parents took too many drugs and saw stars when their daughter was born.
Strangely enough, two different sets of parents had the same “let’s give our daughter a Hawaiian name” idea, but both sets completely screwed it up. See, there is no S in the Hawaiian alphabet, so Kasie`auli`i isn’t a Hawaiian name. Correspondingly, there is no Z or T in the Hawaiian alphabet, so Zatiana`auli`i isn’t a Hawaiian name either. Because of this transgression against the Hawaiian language, both of these names are Bad.
Not quite as bad as Nyiiyah though. I pronounce this one “NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAH!” Could have used more Ys though.
In the “sure it’s something you wouldn’t want to name your daughter but if you put “ie” on the end it sounds cute so let’s go with it” category comes Uraijah-Chodie.
I’m not even sure what the parents of Sa-Tya T-Yamai were thinking.
And last, and certainly least, is Hyphy.
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#1 by Samh on May 5th, 2009
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Khyrie should be the middle name of someone called Val.
Of course Val is often short for Valérie, and Valérie Khyrie puts you firmly back in bad-baby-name territory.