I’ve been negligent in my Bad Baby Name duties of late. For that, I apologize. I’ve been sitting on some pretty bad ones for a while but just haven’t got around to writing up a post about them. Well now I have time. Let’s get to them!

First, I’m going to get to this week’s Bad Baby Names. West is kind of a bad name. Silly, definitely. At least he’s got his own song. There’s also Kaydence, Jaelynn, and Sheynen. Unfortunately that’s about it for this week.

But the ones I’ve been saving up, they’re doozies! First up is Shannahsea. It’s a mouthful and, although lacking a Y, is pretty bad.

Khloe is a good bastardization of Chloe. I don’t understand why parents need to change Cs to Ks. It doesn’t make your child’s name any better, and when you’re yelling their name at a playground you can’t tell the difference between Chloe and Khloe, unless you’re stupid and yell “KHLOE WITH A K GET OVER HERE!”

Jayshaun is pretty bad.

Stycen is pretty bad too. It’s even worse when you find out that’s a boy’s name.

Khaycen-Lee is this week’s lone Hyphen Brigade member. Poor little Khaycen-Lee. All alone. And with such a bad bad name too.

I’m not really sure who the worst Bad Baby Name is for this particular post. It’s a toss-up between Kdynse and Jhowel. Both make me cringe. Both make me think that there are some awfully stupid parents out there.

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