Bad Baby Names: All Equally Bad


This week’s Bad Baby Name post comes without a clear-cut winner. There are a few pretty bad names, but they’re all equally bad. Let’s get going!

I’m not really sure what kind of a name Frosston is. I think it’s a bad misspelling of “frostin’”, which is a stupid name to give to a kid anyhow.

I went to school with a guy named Justice. That’s not really a bad name. Unique, sure, but not terrible. Justice wouldn’t make it into this list unless, you guessed it, it’s spelled wrong! That’s how Justus made it. Congrats!

Of course, what would a Bad Baby Name post be without the Y Brygade showing up? Here comes Rysaiah! Here comes Ryder! Here comes Kaydance! Here comes Hazelyn! And bringing up the inglorious rear is Jeylin!

Mackenzie is a typical bad baby name for a girl these days, especially when it’s spelled stupidly. Kenzie wouldn’t normally pass muster, but it does when it’s the name of a boy!

I said there wasn’t a clear-cut winner this week, but Azyn Ryu is the worst of a bad bad bunch.

  1. #1 by Jenna on 25 August 2009 - 9:26 pm

    Oh dear god – is the last one “Asian are you”? Is that a question, or a threat, or just madness? Does it go the other way around as well? “Are you, Asian”?

  2. #2 by parv on 26 August 2009 - 5:59 pm

    “Ryu” (dragon) is of Japanese origin.

  3. #3 by Brad on 28 August 2009 - 9:27 am

    Ryu is also one of the characters from Street Fighter. :-)

  4. #4 by parv on 28 August 2009 - 4:29 pm

    That he is. That was first thing came to mind after initial reading of OP. As I neither care for the video game nor the cartoon, I did not mention “Street Fighter”.

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