all about a canadian guy living in canada

  • This thunderstorm and rain and waterspouts and everything else is completely missing Volcano. Gorgeous blue skies up here! #
  • Happy Winter Solstice! #
  • #STFC just launched a tactical nuke at UK science by cancelling all postdoc fellowships for 2010. #
  • Human flights booked. Cat flights booked from Hilo to Honolulu. I think I've spent three hours on the phone. #
  • I love paying $78 for a "free" ticket. #
  • Say, do you have a ship and a dozen able men that maybe you could lend me? #
  • Apparently iTunes thinks I should be listening to The Weakerthans. #
  • Hell yeah, SCUBA-2 data processed at CADC! #
  • Schumi's back! #
  • A happy Christmas Eve to all of you from all of us! #
  • Your "oh god I'm old" moment for Christmas: Ghostbusters is 25 years old. Hey, isn't Ghostbusters a Christmas movie? #
  • Merry Christmas everybody! Guess what we're doing after Elizabeth wakes up from her nap? Going to the beach! #
  • I hope the airport security theater is toned down by the time we fly. #

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§1321 · December 27, 2009 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


  • Off to the KDEN Christmas Party! #
  • To Wal-Mart! #
  • Bad time to be an STFC astronomy, particle physics, or nuclear physics employee: http://bit.ly/6ZHRrU http://bit.ly/5ArkPo #
  • Time for volleyball! #
  • teTeX takes forever to install via MacPorts on a G5. #
  • Fly, hawaiki build, fly! #
  • This is very appropriate: http://orbitingfrog.com/blog/2009/12/15/merry-fucking-christmas/ #
  • UKIRT (one of our telescopes) gets the axe from STFC: http://bit.ly/6opVoq #
  • Have you voted for the 2009 Baddest Baby Name yet? Even if you have, you can vote again! http://bit.ly/5OxmqI #
  • Difference between UK and US science funding: STFC has to cut £140m (and possibly another £600m real soon), NASA gets another $1b. #
  • Ugh. The free coffee (chocolate and mac nut) wasn't worth the price. #
  • This survey takes 20-30 minutes to complete only because the server is slow. Actual answer time is probably only 5 minutes. #
  • Holy shit it's only a week until Christmas. #
  • Speaking of winter and snow: http://www.flickr.com/photos/23575410@N05/ #
  • It'd be awesome if eBay stopped assuming I live in Canada. Getting sick and tired of having everything converted into Canadian dollars. #
  • Desaturated Santa costume is brilliant. http://bit.ly/6pjkmB (via @waxpancake) (via @gnat) #
  • I have officially converted Alice. She spelled the band as "Perl Jam". #
  • Rain? What rain? It's nice up in Volcano! #
  • Yum, butter tarts! Yum, shitballs! Yum, Nanaimo bars! #
  • Nothing says Christmas like Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song. #
  • People will pay twenty bucks for Final Fantasy VII? Damn. #
  • RT @astronomyblog: Blog post: What the STFC UK? http://www.strudel.org.uk/blog/astro/000921.shtml #STFC Grrrr. #

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§1320 · December 20, 2009 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


This sweet video from the American Museum of Natural History takes you from the Himalayas out through the Solar System and into the very distant reaches of space, eventually past the edge of the known universe.

I’ve seen something very similar to this at the Imiloa Planetarium, but judging from their schedule it looks like they don’t show it to the public. Very unfortunate, because this is incredible on the big planetarium screen in 3-D.

§1305 · December 18, 2009 · Friday Science Video · Comments Off · Tags: , , , ,


Doom and gloom notwithstanding, UKIRT isn’t shut down yet. While it’s true that its lifespan is now measured in months instead of years, the staff of UKIRT and JAC continue to provide the excellent support our observers have come to know and expect.

Last night we took over 100 gigabytes of data. While this may sound like a lot, it isn’t by UKIRT’s standards, as the night was shortened due to illness. On a good night UKIRT takes over 200 gigabytes of data. On my bookcase I have 67 LTO-3 tapes, each of which holds about 650GB of WFCAM data. That’s over 43 terabytes of data, and that’s only since September 2008!

Last night we looked at all kinds of different things, from very low mass stars (T dwarfs), a galaxy cluster, a “hot Jupiter” orbiting another star, and another go-around of the UKIDSS Ultra-Deep Survey. There’s a lot of science left to do, and we’re going to get it done, funding cuts be damned!

§1303 · December 17, 2009 · Astronomy · 2 comments · Tags: , , ,


Some say that now is not the time to invest, but the bottom line is that the downturn is no time to slow down our investment in science but to build more vigorously for the future. And so we will not allow science to become a victim of the recession – but rather focus on developing it as a key element of our path to recovery.

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, February 27 2009

From 2010-11… a 10% reduction in support for future exploitation grants and a managed cessation of lower priority areas, 25% reduction in the number of new studentships and Fellowships…

…the programme includes the managed withdrawal from a number of projects and programmes including the Gemini telescopes, the NLS, and UKIRT.

- UK Science & Technologies Facility Council, December 15, 2009

The Joint Astronomy Centre, for whom I’ve been working for the past eight years, runs two telescopes on the summit of Mauna Kea, the United Kingdom Infrared Telescope and the James Clerk Maxwell Telescope. The JAC is funded mostly by the UK’s Science & Technology Facilities Council. STFC funds 100% of UKIRT and 55% of JCMT (the other 45% is funded by Canada at 25% and the Netherlands at 20%).

The STFC has had a rather extreme funding crisis over the past couple of years, which has lead to many program prioritizations and studies and cuts. They had put off the majority of the cuts until now, as the funding crisis has come to a head. They need to somehow save £40 million for the 2010-2011 financial year.

They released their Science Programme Prioritisation today. Amongst the press release nonsense was a line about UKIRT:

the programme includes the managed withdrawal from… UKIRT.

There is no note about a timescale, but friends on the inside said STFC had initially stated a pullout date of April 2010 and have since backpedaled.

Obviously this comes as a huge blow to the Joint Astronomy Centre. If UKIRT is closed permanently and removed from Mauna Kea, numerous staff will lose their jobs. UK astronomers will lose access to one of the best infrared telescopes in the world. Hawaii’s economy will take a hit as staff members will likely leave the island, and astronomers from around the world will stop coming to Hawaii for observing runs, spending money while here.

This will probably not save STFC very much money as UKIRT’s budget had already been slashed to roughly £1 million per year, and STFC would have to pay a shedload of money to have UKIRT removed from Mauna Kea. Agreements in place state that the site would have to be restored to a pristine condition. Also, because the JAC runs two telescopes, a high number of staff support both telescopes. This staff would largely remain in place, which would increase the budget of JCMT by about 30%. This cost would undoubtedly be borne by STFC, as the two partner countries would most likely balk at having to clean up STFC’s mess for them.

It’s a decision that makes no scientific sense and makes very little financial sense. Then again, when have we ever expected anything else from STFC?

§1297 · December 16, 2009 · Astronomy, Economy · 8 comments · Tags: , , , ,


  • Tree is up, stockings are hung, lights are up. Most importantly: eggnog is dosed with rum. It's Christmas! #
  • One Christmas card down, nine to go. At this rate I'll be done by March. #
  • It's amazing how much difference putting a closing parenthesis in the right place can make. #
  • No mercy, no regret, no hesitation. No savior, no prayer, no resurrection. *rocks out* #
  • The Eddie is on! http://live.quiksilver.com/2009/eddie/ #
  • Thank god for warrantees. #
  • …and warranties. #
  • When SCUBA-2 @oracdr says "Making map: this… may… take… a… while…" it's not kidding. #
  • Don't forget to vote for the Baddest Baby Name of 2009! http://bit.ly/8PwI2C #
  • Oh boy, I get to start the "he said she said" game with the Canadian Consulates in San Francisco and Los Angeles. Bureaucracy at its finest. #
  • I live in Hawaii. I shouldn't be able to see my breath when I go out to the car. #
  • Bruce Schneier is bang on the money. Nuts to Eric Schmidt. http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2009/12/my_reaction_to.html #
  • $175 for Shaolin Soccer? $145 for A Chinese Ghost Story? $75 for Akira? Damn. And here I was thinking of selling ACGS at work for $2. #
  • Polls are still open for the Baddest Baby Name of 2009! You can vote once a day, so vote early and vote often! http://bit.ly/8PwI2C #

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§1296 · December 13, 2009 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


It’s December, which means it’s time for you to vote on the Baddest Baby Name of 2009! There were some real stinkers this year, but these are the ones that stood out:

  • First, there’s Rustyn and Rustynn. Naming twins isn’t as hard as it sounds. Sure you have to come up with two names, but how hard is that? Apparently the parents of Rustyn and Rustynn found it extremely difficult.
  • When the time came, I didn’t find Chaiden-Aaliyah to be that bad, but like a box of wine, time has turned this name to vinegar. Here’s what Chad had to say about it:
    Chaiden? Seriously? And then to ram that up against the double-monstrosity of “Aaliyah” (a double vowel nonsensical spelling of some kind of a onomatopoeia-inspired yelping sound)? That’s gold.

  • Ghage Grannite not only has one bad name, she has two!
  • U-Me would be fine if it weren’t spelled phonetically. Which it is, so it’s a Bad Baby Name.
  • The first offender to use an apostrophe is A’Lycea, and what an offender she is.
  • Not to be outdone, Q’ashaani-Ja’de and Q’ayah-Se’dalle not only had apostrophes, they had dashes, they had Qs without Us (although I guess that’s what the apostrophes are for) and they landed themselves a spot on this list!
  • Azyn Ryu. ‘Nuff said.
  • And rounding out the list is our favourite hormone, Adrenalynn!

There you have it, this year’s shortlist for the 2009 Baddest Baby Name. Vote early and vote often! No seriously, you can vote once a day, so vote often!

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§1286 · December 8, 2009 · Bad Baby Names · 6 comments · Tags: , ,


  • Why do I have 'O Holy Night' stuck in my head? #
  • Elizabeth is roaming around the house navigating by sonar. #
  • "Hold me Bat Boy! Touch me Bat Boy! Help me through the night!" #
  • Take a picture of St. Paul's Cathedral at sunset, get questioned for being a terrorist. http://bit.ly/57DlmI #
  • How long will it take to mosaic 192 WFCAM images? #

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§1284 · December 6, 2009 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


  • Why do I have 'O Holy Night' stuck in my head? #
  • Elizabeth is roaming around the house navigating by sonar. #
  • "Hold me Bat Boy! Touch me Bat Boy! Help me through the night!" #
  • Take a picture of St. Paul's Cathedral at sunset, get questioned for being a terrorist. http://bit.ly/57DlmI #
  • How long will it take to mosaic 192 WFCAM images? #

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§1285 · December 6, 2009 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


Some facts about adrenaline:

  • It’s also known as epinephrine.
  • It’s produced by the adrenal glands in the body.
  • It’s the “fight-or-flight” hormone.
  • It’s what’s in EpiPens, used most frequently to treat acute allergic reactions.

What it is not is a baby name. Until now:

Adrenalynn

Adrenalynn as a baby name is so unbelievable I had to take a picture of it. I know nobody would believe me if I just came out and said “Adrenalynn was born last week.”

§1280 · December 2, 2009 · Bad Baby Names · Comments Off · Tags: ,