Bad Baby Names: Out With A Bang!


This is, sadly, my last Bad Baby Names post. I’ve been doing this for nearly five years now, starting with Dicetin and Alextacy. The second week brought one of the more controversial Bad Baby Names of all time: Abcde! Five years later and Abcde’s post is the second-highest viewed page on this website. It’s amazing how popular it is!

But let’s get to this week’s Bad Baby Names. There’s the usual assortment of Cayden, Harlee, Kayden, and Khloe. One set of parents decided to one-up all of those parents who smoosh together two names to form one, as they smooshed together three names: Victoriaannalee!

But the real winner this week is Dazzah-Romance Tru-Luxurie. Thank you, great parents, for letting me go out with such an awful name!

And thanks to all the parents of the County of Hawaii for the past five years of Bad Baby Names. You’ve brought us countless laughs and endless entertainment. You wanted your kids to be unique and memorable. Well, they are!

  1. #1 by amish on 18 January 2010 - 8:07 am

    So you’re saying that you won’t have any bad babby names to share in canadia?

  2. #2 by parv on 19 January 2010 - 6:00 pm

    Oh man, that (Dazzah-R T-L) is truly atrocious! Eyes *almost* got misty.

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