all about a canadian guy living in canada

  • Happy Birthday Mom! #
  • Naptime! #
  • From avast's anti-virus update on my computer today: "avast me hearties, yar blacklist of dangerous sea dogs be safely aboard." #
  • Tempted to work "isn't that a pip?" into everyday conversation. #
  • It's a day ending in 'y'. This means my neighbours are rattling my dishes with their subwoofer again. #
  • Also fuck you iPhone, I live in Canada. It's "neighbour", not "neighbor". #
  • Holy shit if I change the "hardware keyboard" setting to "English – UK" the dictionary changes. Like that's obvious. Stupid Apple. #
  • I don't like /Dune/, but I like what it's done for music. See e.g. Astral Projection and Fatboy Slim. #
  • RT @mattobee Keep off the Twitter website for the moment folks: http://bit.ly/aasdU1 #
  • Cats and humans share a common ancestor 98 million years old. #
  • Canucks on the radio! #
  • RT @BadAstronomer This pretty much sums up DADT for me. http://is.gd/fmmRX #
  • SkyTrain ahead of us at Royal Oak is having a door problem so we're stuck here. :-( #
  • It's awesome how hazmat is pretty much permanently stationed across the street from work. #
  • To all y'all: does anybody know my address from when I lived on 31st Street in Keaau? #
  • Elizabeth likes oatmeal. She finished her bowl then proceeded to eat four more huge spoonfuls from my bowl. She also knows the word "more". #
  • If you're gay and sexually active, get tested for HIV. Hell, get tested regardless of sexual orientation. http://bit.ly/brJlp8 #
  • Happy fall equinox! #
  • Just walked past a guy on Burrard who totally looked like K'Naan. @iamknaan, are you still in Vancouver? #
  • We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. #
  • Picking up a @thecarcoop car to drop Elizabeth off with my brother for the night, then off to @bardonthebeach for Much Ado closing night! #

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§1463 · September 26, 2010 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


  • But football season started weeks ago. Why is everybody excited about it now?

    Oh, American football. How quaint. #cflisbetter #

  • Cable management project foiled by a lack of masking tape. Argh! #
  • "Society" by Edmonton group DVAS is awesome. If Daft Punk had sex with a disco ball you'd get DVAS. #
  • Well that was unexpected. #
  • Just walked past filming of Fringe here in Vancouver. Spoiler: a guy falls out of a building. A tall building. #
  • Today is brought to you by the letters d, o, c, u, m, e, n, t, a, and i. #
  • Provincewide referendum on the HST scheduled for September 2011 http://bit.ly/9H1caa #
  • I'm teaching Elizabeth the important things in life, like silly walks. #
  • Goodnight Moon and comfort blankets are fucking miracles. #
  • Gorgeous sunrise: http://yfrog.com/5oh94bj #
  • Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. #
  • "open my $fh, '<', \$text" is one of the awesomest Perl things ever. #
  • Elizabeth is playing with the Wii. Not a game on the Wii, the actual console: http://yfrog.com/7dz1krj #
  • If you ever felt the need to talk to your Unix computer in lolcats: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh #
  • Happy Wednesday! #
  • I'm having flashbacks to when The Barenaked Ladies had concerts cancelled because of their name. http://bit.ly/902zd6 #
  • I prefer #lyt when it's just static graphics, not these Flash animations. #
  • RT @XaiaX Sir Ian McKellan wins at T-Shirts. http://twitpic.com/2pq44x #
  • I wonder just how long this Wii system update is going to take. It's been ten minutes and the progress bar hasn't budged. #
  • We're watching an 'In The Night Garden' where the Tombliboos are playing their music loudly while our neighbours' stereo rattles our dishes. #

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§1462 · September 19, 2010 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


  • Today is a wool sock day. #
  • Yesterday's excitement in New Westminster: http://bit.ly/bdxU0t #newwest #
  • Fire department's busy this morning. Second Code Red so far. #
  • Not only did I get a seat on the SkyTrain this morning, I got a seat to myself on the SkyTrain this morning! #
  • Glad to see Brazil as last race of the 2011 F1 season where it belongs. Now if only Australia could get its opening slot back… #
  • Had a good time at my first-ever Perl Mongers meeting. Next one I might do a co-presentation with Andy about ORAC-DR… #
  • RT @stephenfry Wehn yuo cnnaot raed, noe hruendd ftory ccrhaetars mena noinhtg. Hlep ptoorme goalbl latceriy: http://t.co/9Cog2yv #
  • Off work an hour later than expected. At least I have John Digweed (Bedrock) and John Varley (Wizard) for the ride home. #
  • RT @drjonboyg Can't we have grown up conversations with our kids? http://j.mp/9SbtA7 #
  • Time to brave SkyTrain, which is experiencing major delays on the route I normally take. Guess I'll take the scenic route in this morning. #
  • I'm never getting to work. SkyTrain control suggests train to Commercial, 99 B-Line to Canada Line to get downtown. Joy. #
  • To all you people crowding onto the SkyTrain this morning: TAKE OFF YOUR BACKPACK. #
  • Guy on PA from SkyTrain Control sounds majorly stressed. #
  • Now they're saying the SkyTrain delays could go on all day. Ripped-up equipment caused by train dragging debris. #
  • Gilmore Station? I've never heard of Gilmore before. Where the hell am I? #skytrain #
  • Oh man! RT @VanCanucks #Canucks regular season tickets on sale TODAY at 10am! Get yours quick! http://bit.ly/bl3ZMO #
  • So close, yet so far. (@ Commercial-Broadway SkyTrain Station) http://4sq.com/3DLzQV #
  • Getting there! (@ Broadway – City Hall SkyTrain Station) http://4sq.com/1GsCiR #
  • Made it! (@ St. Paul's Hospital) http://4sq.com/4vbhSS #
  • Starting to use 5.010 and autodie in my Perl programs. Hard to get used to 'say' and not putting 'or die…' after open() statements. #
  • I would follow @MARCEATTACKS but it just looks way too sad. :-( #
  • Ho. Lee. Shit. RT @WyldKard Chu Chu Rocket on iOS! There better be internet multiplayer.
    http://j.mp/ch8cgr #
  • I was asleep. @domesticat called and left an "are people freaking out up there as much as down here?" message on my voicemail. #wherewereyou #
  • RT @timoreilly Excellent piece by Ted Koppel: Nine years after 9/11, let's stop playing into bin Laden's hands http://bit.ly/a3I1UK #
  • This guy playing the flute wouldn't know a 4/4 time signature if it kicked him in the goolies. #

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§1461 · September 12, 2010 · Tweets · Comments Off ·


  • Spa-Francorchamps never disappoints. #
  • Elizabeth is getting a stocking full of newspaper for Christmas: http://twitpic.com/2jjnxh #
  • I am astounded at how full of shit the computer tech at Staples is. Told my dad his hard drive would cost $450 to replace because it's IDE. #
  • …and you can't get an IDE->SATA adapter. And that he needed new antivirus, while Staples had a sale going on for Norton Antivirus. #
  • Staples, if you're on Twitter, take note: your computer fixit guy in Nanaimo spreads bald-faced lies to customers. #
  • Is it me or is facebook, or at least the iPhone app, flaky this morning? #
  • RT @DiscoveryCanada People of Twitter: ask & ye shall receive. We'll definitely air #BadUniverse & should've a deal finalized very soon. #
  • It's raining. #
  • Cory Doctorow is considered a science fiction giant? http://amzn.to/9nafG0 #
  • Weird. Twitterrific can't log me into Twitter. I've changed my password and updated it with Twitterrific… #
  • Ah, apparently there's a Twitterrific update. Too bad it's not on the Canadian iTunes store yet. #
  • Hell. Twitterrific changed their app ages ago. I've been using Twitterrific and not Twitterrific. Comprendez-vous? #
  • I liked the old Twitterrific (green icon background) better than the new Twitterrific (grey icon background). #
  • Can anybody suggest a non-Twitterrific client for the iPhone? I hate how it handles retweets by showing the original author. #
  • …or it doesn't. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. That's really annoying. #
  • The last two days have been… enlightening. #
  • last.fm just shit their pants. #
  • Alright Excel, let's tango. #
  • Well whaddya know, the BC Liberals lied when they said the HST "wasn't on their radar" before the last election. http://bit.ly/9kshAQ #
  • Sign the petition to stop Fox News North: http://www.avaaz.org/en/no_fox_news_canada/?cl=729345641&v=7082 #
  • I for one am glad that I got to give CIBC at least $13 a month so they could make such massive profits. http://bit.ly/avAIgB #
  • Thank god the long weekend is here. #
  • It's a fabulous day to be at Granville Island. #

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