• As the father of a little girl, I want everybody who talks to Elizabeth to read this: http://t.co/BqiaGexM #
• Prejerky: http://t.co/3fj054zn #
• He really wanted to use the carpool lane: http://t.co/y9DrHa97 #
• Henrik Sedin catches Sami Salo's flying stick. http://t.co/bmswcegm #
• Marketing to Women Now with 83% More Stupid! http://t.co/pHfA8Bqw #
• I'm showing my redneck roots, but it's impossible to resist the air guitar when Free Bird is playing. #
• Woah. I just found my "make money playing NHL 94" webpage from 1997 on the Wayback Machine. #
• A little late, but happy solstice. #
• Jack Layton voted Canada's Newsmaker of the Year http://t.co/LBQSjnRB #
• GoDaddy supports #SOPA I'm glad I moved away from them. http://t.co/9J9fwzin #
• Montréal smoked meat! Poutine! (@ Dunn's Famous w/ 2 others) http://t.co/jjM1X8VI #
• Oh no! Christmas will never get here! http://t.co/yWrOlrz7 #
• 'Tis the season. http://t.co/jrLrNTGi #
• Believing in Cody Hodgson pays off for his Grade 1 teacher http://t.co/FGYhNG6W #
• Ferry time! http://t.co/zdYqLUgj #
• Canucks playing down to the level of their opponent yet again. #
• Happy Christmas Eve, everybody! #
• Christmas Eve lunch supplies! (@ Thrifty Foods) http://t.co/NssmlQWs #
• Cookies for Santas http://t.co/Ns8SiP9B #
• We opened Christmas presents at Alice's mom's house. Elizabeth is playing with bubble wrap. #
• Postcard from the Universe – Christmas Tree http://t.co/M3lD6uzQ #
• Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. #

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• It only takes me 30 minutes to get home from curling. Unfortunately, that 30 minutes is preceded by 45 minutes of waiting for a bus. #
• Legislators Call For A Boycott Of Lowe's After It Pulled Ads From American Muslims TV Show http://t.co/SDBlVYwj #
• Fuck you Peter Kent. http://t.co/4626YEFw #cdnpoli #
• Somehow Elizabeth's favourite lullaby song is O Canada. #
• Measles is marvelous! It only kills 18 people every hour! http://t.co/qTp5eW8i #
• Free gift cards (Costco, Tim Hortons, whatever) on Facebook are always a scam. Don't be fooled! http://t.co/XF3oOOMi #
• Baby Seal Breaks Into Home http://t.co/e1Qfe3Dl #
• Act Now: All You Need to Know About Facebook’s New Timeline http://t.co/vCLav6FB #
• If you have small kids and no chimney, this is an awesome idea for Christmas: http://t.co/cYB751Bz #
• Straight poop on New England hockey glove defecation incident http://t.co/zl6zXWtY #
• Comet Lovejoy survived passing 12500km from the sun! If you're in the northern hemisphere, you might be able to see it just before sunrise. #
• Comet Lovejoy should rise a couple of minutes before the sun. If you have a clear eastern horizon, try and take a look! #
• Mitch just completed a project named 'Cocoa Porter'. Here's his prize (that he's sharing): http://t.co/3ybAArM4 cc / @itsgoodtobehere #
• Jannik Hansen made Dion Phaneuf look like he was skating on glue. #Canucks #
• And now I'm going to have 'Wig In A Box' stuck in my head all night. #
• Martin Havlat fell off the bench and injured himself. Sami Salo has a new challenger to his "He Got Injured How?!?" title. #

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• Time to lose myself in the attic to see if I can find the missing box of Christmas decorations. #
• I didn't curl terribly well but we won our first game. It was a cakewalk; we were up 9-0 in the sixth end. #
• If you're calling yourself a "'gov contractor" you've just committed a crime against apostrophes. #
• How can you tell Peter MacKay is bullshitting? He has his mouth open. http://t.co/hKKNEiVs #cdnpoli #
• NHL approves 4-conference realignment, new playoff format http://t.co/MzlBJMC3 #
• PayPal Continues War Against Regretsy, Freezes All Accounts & Halts Gift Exchange http://t.co/z6lYMP7O #
• James Holden's "Balance 005" is awesome. #
• It would appear I need to re-rip disc 2 from 'Balance 005'. Grr. #
• the car show, illustrated with crappy pictures™ http://t.co/FA0gPH8M #
• And Luongo takes a puck in the throat. Great. #
• Schneider showing off his offensive prowess by picking up an assist. #
• Shane O'Brien needs to take a look at the scoreboard. #
• Combined shutout for Luongo and Schneider. Well done lads. #Canucks #
• The redheaded girl kissed Charlie Brown: http://t.co/LoqbTFBk #
• One more reason to hate Gary Bettman: he pronounces data "dah-ta". #
• SCUBA-2 on the front cover of the Vancouver Sun today! http://t.co/F4jkJq7q #
• Theo Fleury discovers his lost Stanley Cup ring on Craigslist http://t.co/xi65KGwO #
• Argh. RT @sportsnetmurph David Booth out 4-6 weeks with MCL sprain. #canucks #
• Ryan Miller sure spends a lot of time out of the crease. #
• Elizabeth during a hockey fight: "That's not very nice, oh no. He's trying to get his shirt off!" #
• Always nice to turn on the Edmonton/Carolina game and see Edmonton give up a goal. #
• The history of the world (according to the History Channel): http://t.co/FN49gTU4 #
• SCUBA-2 on the CBC! http://t.co/LCuCbOio #
• Well I would have caught the bus had it not left two minutes early. Grr. #
• 3-0 Habs? Augh. #
• 15000 refs at the Brll Centre just gave Kevin Bieksa a penalty. Too bad neither of the two refs on the ice did. #Canucks #
• Fact: Billy Sweatt's nickname is "Shootout". #Canucks #
• Boards of Canada are neither boards nor Canadian. #
• Why bother having a status bar if it sits at 99% through the entire run? I'm looking at you, 'apt-get update'. #
• *sigh* When I say "Office 97" I mean "Office 97" and not "Office 2007". I mean, it's only listed as "Office 97" in the craigslist ad twice. #
• RT @XaiaX Yeah, so don't buy anything from @Lowes anymore, K? http://t.co/Iy8soCQe #
• If you don't like the new Twitter client for iOS, give Twitterrific a try. #
• Post-dentist snack for Elizabeth: http://t.co/lGckFug1 #
• What. Mike Milbury says the media has overblown controversies on suspensions? He sounded reasonable! He must be sick. #

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• Best fight between two 73-year old CFL Hall-of-Famers you'll see this week. http://t.co/bmxsTe7X #
• Brazil Grand Prix in the morning, Grey Cup in the afternoon. It's a good day for sports! #
• David Coulthard: "Rule number one of leaving the pitstop: make sure you've got your nuts with you." #
• Mosca-Kapp fight 'most bizarre thing' http://t.co/MJXQl70s #
• Jann Arden? Seriously? #
• Touchdown Lions! #
• Field goal Lions! #
• Oh man, this Grey Cup is getting all orange. Interception Lions! #GC99 #
• Congrats to the BC l
  Lions for winning the Grey Cup! At least one Vancouver team can get it done. #
• Called it. http://t.co/dG0g1QWz #Boudreau #Capitals #NHL #
• Burzynski Clinic: the domain of scoundrels and quacks http://t.co/t3dLg1vF #
• Jesus, big explosion sound in downtown Vancouver. #
• Elvis Costello Tells Fans Not To Buy His Pricey New Release http://t.co/TsuPOeRP #
• Raikkonen makes dramatic F1 comeback with Lotus Renault http://t.co/p2idD02K #
• Many thanks to @sirhc for the Movember donation! #
• Imagine If It Were Apple http://t.co/oocBNPwA #
• The last two comments on my blog (http://t.co/DNfI4vYx & http://t.co/iVTGxfn3) came from the same IP address. I don't get people sometimes. #
• Achievement unlocked: remove bean from toddler's nose. #
• The physicist in me is skeptical. Einstein didn't win a Nobel Prize for nothing. http://t.co/y88V59Mg #
• Leftover butter chicken ftw. #
• Aaron Volpatti just got the "bank error in your favor" card. #Canucks #
• Ginger Jesus, why have you forsaken me? #Canucks #
• It's a good day when you need to use http://t.co/EMp5Rcz0. #
• Yay! Australia's ruling party endorses same-sex marriage http://t.co/o2SQUzVJ #
• Hooray for missing the bus by a minute! #
• Oh god why did I suggest going into Superstore on a December weekend? #

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