• Alas, they're all out of Fluttershy. (@ Toys"R"Us) http://t.co/oydeWfp5 #
• You know what I miss from Hawaii? Earthquakes. #
• Post-fire drill poutine! (@ Frenchies Diner) http://t.co/7VeGWvsC #
• Oh. My. God. http://t.co/u9gw9iG8 #
• If the #NewWest PD wants to make some money, they should install a red light camera at 6th Ave and McBride. #
• Why the Boston Bruins should shoulder blame for Tim Thomas White House mess http://t.co/acpSPCKB #
• Lotus Notes! /me shakes fist. #
• Daniel Sedin with number 21. #
• This makes me happy: http://t.co/ufu8mTtJ Thanks, @themitchy! #
• In what universe are you allowed to rescind your 'no' vote on an issue that passed months ago, so it has to be voted on again? Jesus fuck. #
• Google Reaching Its Grabby Arms Out To Combine More Of Your Personal information http://t.co/qgei92Nu #
• Me: "And do you love Uncle Greg?" Elizabeth: "Yeah. And I love tarantulas too!" #
• Lego man sent to space by Toronto teens http://t.co/A5hbO6E2 #
• Hey @FoodNetwork, your website just did this to me: http://t.co/42dB5hHz I had to go somewhere else for a recipe. :-( #
• Vancouver! Go outside and look to the west. The Moon and Venus are fantastic tonight! #
• I've taken over my company's iOS app. If only I knew someone who wrote an intro to iOS book they could send me for "review"… #
• What the I don't even http://t.co/t87EeHF1 #
• I don't understand. 14 minutes in and the US hasn't scored yet? #concacaf #
• Oh, there they go. 16th minute. Poor defending by Costa Rica on the corner. #concacaf #
• Well shit, now I can't hate everybody on the Blackhawks. http://t.co/a6gNF84x #
• The thing I like about women's soccer is they don't writhe around like they've been shot after getting touched by another player. #
• It is snowing like a motherfucker in Coquitlam. #
• That was an incredibly successful curling practice. I got two tips on holding my broom during delivery, and I didn't fall once! #

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• Alas, they're all out of Fluttershy. (@ Toys"R"Us) http://t.co/oydeWfp5 #
• You know what I miss from Hawaii? Earthquakes. #
• Post-fire drill poutine! (@ Frenchies Diner) http://t.co/7VeGWvsC #
• Oh. My. God. http://t.co/u9gw9iG8 #
• If the #NewWest PD wants to make some money, they should install a red light camera at 6th Ave and McBride. #
• Why the Boston Bruins should shoulder blame for Tim Thomas White House mess http://t.co/acpSPCKB #
• Lotus Notes! /me shakes fist. #
• Daniel Sedin with number 21. #
• This makes me happy: http://t.co/ufu8mTtJ Thanks, @themitchy! #
• In what universe are you allowed to rescind your 'no' vote on an issue that passed months ago, so it has to be voted on again? Jesus fuck. #
• Google Reaching Its Grabby Arms Out To Combine More Of Your Personal information http://t.co/qgei92Nu #
• Me: "And do you love Uncle Greg?" Elizabeth: "Yeah. And I love tarantulas too!" #
• Lego man sent to space by Toronto teens http://t.co/A5hbO6E2 #
• Hey @FoodNetwork, your website just did this to me: http://t.co/42dB5hHz I had to go somewhere else for a recipe. :-( #
• Vancouver! Go outside and look to the west. The Moon and Venus are fantastic tonight! #
• I've taken over my company's iOS app. If only I knew someone who wrote an intro to iOS book they could send me for "review"… #
• What the I don't even http://t.co/t87EeHF1 #
• I don't understand. 14 minutes in and the US hasn't scored yet? #concacaf #
• Oh, there they go. 16th minute. Poor defending by Costa Rica on the corner. #concacaf #
• Well shit, now I can't hate everybody on the Blackhawks. http://t.co/a6gNF84x #
• The thing I like about women's soccer is they don't writhe around like they've been shot after getting touched by another player. #
• It is snowing like a motherfucker in Coquitlam. #
• That was an incredibly successful curling practice. I got two tips on holding my broom during delivery, and I didn't fall once! #

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• -9 tonight? Blimey. #
• I could listen to 'Halcyon + On + On' and 'Belfast' by Orbital all day long. #
• Zappos turns off phones after up to 24 million customer records exposed http://t.co/pzpUmrqV #
• 'Two Small Men' movers used extortion against customer, judge says http://t.co/W9KZBuFi #
• How Software Is Made, by Sally, Age 8. http://t.co/R4Lthby8 #
• It's SNOPOCALYPSE in Vancouver, so of course my office building's boiler isnt working. #brrrrrr #
• Haha oh god. http://t.co/AScQe2Tp #
• They took the 15-20 centimeters of snow out of the forecast and replaced them with temperatures between -7 and -13. Wonderful. #
• This makes me sad: http://t.co/Uf3T88sv #
• This is the best thing I've seen today: http://t.co/F0r5nFRc #
• This is the creepiest thing I've seen all day: http://t.co/VZCX6hSY #
• Stop one for Mitchapalooza! (@ The Railway Club) http://t.co/NhcZghxl #
• Stop two for Mitchapalooza! (@ The Cambie w/ 4 others) http://t.co/mqURMkcP #
• Dentist. Yay. Left side of my face is numb. #

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• The Research Works Act would deny taxpayers access to federally funded research. http://t.co/vhnANfGO #
• music has the right to children #
• The TSA Proves its Own Irrelevance http://t.co/NW1QIAyh #
• Kings’ Dustin Penner injures himself while eating a stack of delicious pancakes http://t.co/aqxPWjv5 #
• Did you work at UVic after January 2011? Your personal info and bank account details were stolen. http://t.co/mxJZkkov #
• Long road ahead for Kubica after new injury http://t.co/FjFigCHQ #
• The Classic iPhone Ringtone “Marimba” Interrupts New York Philharmonic http://t.co/TlnGcTRV #
• Kings’ Penner responds to pancake-gate in open letter, sponsors ‘Pancakes With Penner’ breakfast http://t.co/fZrDJyRy #
• Sunrise over Mount Baker: http://t.co/5ZqicdV3 #
• Waiting for 'Waiting For Godot'! (@ The Cultch) http://t.co/cPTfetag #
• Does Cold-FX work? http://t.co/hYpt3CcS #
• Dan Savage to Stephen Harper: Stop screwing with my marriage, motherfucker http://t.co/2tC5t39Z #
• I don't remember signing up for weekly summary emails from Google+… #
• F#A#∞ #
• Cold-FX contaminated by E. coli-related bacteria http://t.co/qeVh5mPk #
• Movies are all ripped to the computer. Next up: Star Trek: The Next Generation. All seven series. #
• The Lower Mainland gets a blast of winter http://t.co/RRmUjqiR #
• Snow! http://t.co/UbZt0hsv #
• Andrew Wakefield: Recognized as the Great Science Fraud that he is http://t.co/17ep7cYx #
• Anybody looking for a two bedroom townhouse to rent in #NewWest If so, let me know. Our complex has an opening. #
• Help Give Amelia a Kidney http://t.co/fSNnXijY #
• Steve Rawlings http://t.co/G813VkxL #

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• Welcome 2012! #
• My New Years resolution is 0.075 arcseconds at 550nm. #
• What is this God Bless America garbage at a hockey game? #
• Fucking octoroks keep fucking up my shit. Fuck you and your rock-shooting face. #
• It's a Godspeed You! Black Emperor day. #
• PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund http://t.co/P4kRKzc5 #
• If you're not watching the Canada-Russia World Junior Championship hockey game, you should be. 5-1 RUS to start the 3rd, now 6-5 RUS. #
• Hell of a game. 6-5 Russia. The Canada post in the last minute or so was a heart attack. Now go get those Finns for bronze! #
• WATCH: Canada for President! (NSFW) http://t.co/IZpJY5DY #
• Why I like the Sedin Twins, and why you don’t http://t.co/XRk3C0CW #
• Important milestone in Elizabeth's life: she can read the score in the hockey game on the TV. "It's 0-0!" #
• It's about time for Luongo to give up the snack goal. #Canucks #
• No snack goal for Luongo as he takes the shutout instead. #Canucks #
• Is Seattle's KOMO news sympathizing with creationists now? http://t.co/OWsvgktz #
• Everyone but the Canucks learned the wrong lessons from the Cup Final http://t.co/XGSWPVXG #
• Happy 100th birthday, Charles Samuel Addams http://t.co/d2LXpo2f #
• I missed a line brawl? Now there's a Boston penalty shot? Crazy game.

  STOP BY SCHNEIDER.

  Booya. #

• Why didn't the NHL do a Vancouver/Boston Winter Classic in Boston? #
• Bruins fans chanting "We want Luongo!" You do? Trade him for Thomas? #
• At least the Bruins' power play is ineffective so far. #
• HEYO COHO! #Canucks #
• That's how you make a dirty team pay. Punish them on the power play. #Canucks #
• HEYO COHO!

  So nice I'll say it twice.

  HEYO COHO!
  #Canucks #

• Does the Bruins announcer always go "Woo!" after announcing a Boston goal? #
• Edler?!? God Almighty. #
• I'll never understand why people cheer when a referee or linesman gets hurt. #
• 103 PIM so far in the #Canucks / #Bruins game so far. Crikey. #

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• Why hello there! http://t.co/09njtbFp #
• Christmas 2012-2014 are cancelled, as Elizabeth got enough presents for the next three years. #
• The #Canucks are in a real pickle after Vlasic drew that penalty. #
• RT @BadAstronomer Stop antivaxxers. NOW. http://t.co/nUT6ZbHd #StopAVN #StopNVIC #
• Hacking Marconi's Wireless in 1903 http://t.co/iP8i0y2T #
• Note to self: SD card does not go in the CD slot. #
• Stop antivaxxers. Now. http://t.co/qxEUYerN #StopAVN #
• Ducks' power play is brutal. Giving up a 3-on-2, a 2-on-1, and a breakaway in the same power play? Horrible. #
• BC's Five Looniest Liquor Laws http://t.co/TtBbv6HZ #
• Every time someone spells it "Santa Clause" an elf is killed. #
• B.C. girl says she was struck by drunken Sharks fan http://t.co/MN8HVReZ #
• I'm all covered in socks! http://t.co/0JS37XPS #
• Clothes dryers aren't supposed to shoot blue sparks, are they? #
• Disaster in the Cavanagh household: Rainbow Dash is missing. #
• Mixed snow and rain in #NewWest #
• New Years Eve at Melissa is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
• New Years Eve at Melissa's is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
• #WinDaTurd #Canucks #

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