- This "Lord of the Rings" book would make a good movie. It's a bit derivative, but pretty enjoyable. #
- Lady, you reeked of perfume when you walked past. You do not need another dozen spritzes. #gag #
- Phew, dude, you don't need to bathe in the Axe body spray. #
- "Let us spy on you. Disagree and you stand with child porn." http://t.co/jzGzaNKd #
- The scandal of academic publishing http://t.co/2jNWLdcg #
- Meetings: Where Work Goes to Die http://t.co/jrE8NntZ #
- Why are there springtime, summertime, and wintertime, but neither falltime nor autumntime? #
- You can't beat Vera's meat! http://t.co/bkaoTUsZ #
- I'm at Empire Granville 7 Cinemas for Coriolanus (855 Granville Street, Between Smithe and Robson, Vancouver) http://t.co/zKjGrv6x #
- Vikileaks (@vikileaks30) teaches Vic Toews a lesson in online privacy on Twitter http://t.co/avrzqv3F #
- I miss the first 20 seconds of the Canucks game and they're already up 1-0. #
- Elizabeth: "I want you to put on my Canucks shirt. It's 17 like Mommy's!" http://t.co/MirFXgG7 cc / @VanCanucks @Ryan_Kesler #
- Americans feel love for Canada, Gallup survey finds http://t.co/equK7rdU #
- Dear @ToewsVic: the timer in my clothes dryer is broken. #tellviceverything #
- Argh. Just downloaded every bank transaction since Jan 11 2011 to MS Money, which only lets you delete items one at a time. I have 850. :-( #
- And I can't hit <Delete> to delete them. Right-click, select 'Delete', and <Enter> to confirm. Double argh. #
- Fuck, I'm stupid. The MS Money data file is in Time Machine. Restore yesterday's and presto! No more 850 transactions! #
- Big Brother is coming to Canada with Bill C-30. And that's no hyperbole. http://t.co/eNKliJrW #
- The Phantom Menace according to Binksy: http://t.co/9OyuBaAt #
- Section 917 may have been hit. #
- Nobody should lose their job for telling Canadians the truth about Vic Toews http://t.co/zNYU7NUZ #
- For those who may be interested, I added a few recent pictures to Elizabeth's album: https://t.co/fcJTYMuu #
- Bacon. It's what's for dinner. http://t.co/5bQlbzhQ #
- Elizabeth is getting jazz indoctrination. Diz & Bird at Carnegie Hall. #
- When writing an article about a new bakery, put its location in the first two paragraphs, not the 23rd. #
- Why the Christ is it so hard to find a Fluttershy? #
- What the fuck. It's snowing. #
- Three Toys R Uses, zero Fluttershys. Heaps of Applejacks and Twilight Sparkles though. :argh: #
- If you know nothing about Don Cherry, the opening to Coach's Corner is surreal. An octopus, old hockey footage, and a dog barking. What? #
- David Booth is wondering why the Leafs decided to start playing defense on his breakaway. #
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