The New Westminster civic election is over. Now it’s time for all of the candidates to pick up their signs and… do what with them? Here are some ideas:
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Use them as toboggans in the winter.
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Use them as skimboards in the summer.
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Get a boat. Stitch together enough signs to make sails. Practice sailing up and down the Fraser River in preparation for the invasions of Coquitlam and Richmond.
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Wallpaper your rooms with them.
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Make a kayak. You could be a valuable member of the New Westminster Navy.
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Cheap frisbees. Okay, maybe not that cheap, I hear those signs are expensive. And they’re kind of heavy, and not all that easy to catch. Maybe this is a bad idea.
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Paint over them with a new sign.
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Store them so you can use them in the next election!