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Do yourself a favour and go pick up Cradle To Grave‘s most recent album, “Texas Medicine”. From The Metal Observer:

With hype from some of the most respected Metalheads hailing from Canada, including the legendary Devin Townsend, CRADLE TO GRAVE has a lot riding on this release. And they live up to every expectation.

Catchy vocals, heavy groove, shredding solos, and a rhythm section to shake the core of the earth, “Texas Medicine” is just what the doctor ordered. And in high dosage.

[tags]metal, cradle to grave, metal observer, music[/tags]

§533 · April 24, 2008 · Music · 1 comment ·



“Gassy Jack” by The Evaporators, featuring Nardwuar The Human Serviette as Guardian.

§511 · February 13, 2008 · Music · Comments Off ·


In the vein of things making music that normally don’t, like Tesla coils, I present a Renault Formula One V10 singing God Save The Queen:

If that doesn’t whet your appetite, how about La Marseillaise?

[tags]formula one, renault, god save the queen, la marseillaise, music[/tags]

§502 · December 9, 2007 · Formula One, Music · 2 comments ·


Just the other day Mrs. CanSpice and I were driving through the metropolis of Hilo when “Summer of ’69″ by Bryan Adams came on the radio. I quickly proclaimed it the Greatest Song Ever, which it is. Mrs. CanSpice made the point that I’ve proclaimed many songs to be the Greatest Song Ever (Orbital‘s “Belfast” is one of these) to which I made the point that there can be many Greatest Songs Ever and this in no way diminishes the greatness of “Summer of ’69″.

Anyhow, this story was brought to mind by Mike, who just posted about that very same really bitchin’ tune. Here’s the video for those who want to rock out.

[tags]bryan adams, greatest song ever, music, youtube[/tags]

§494 · November 14, 2007 · Music · 2 comments ·


Have you ever woken up and said to yourself, “Self, what this world needs is musical Tesla coils. Better yet, what this world needs is musical Tesla coils playing the theme to Super Mario Bros.

Well today’s your lucky day!

Via MAKE: Blog.

[tags]tesla coil, super mario bros, video game music[/tags]

§492 · November 5, 2007 · Geek Stuff, Music · 1 comment ·


Good job, Britney.

mondonation created a powerful message and opportunity with their i believe t-shirts and thousands of people have purchased their shirts and supported the many charities working with them. I am one of those people. I personally own a few shirts and have referred my friends and family to buy them too… but I don’t think I want to become a walking billboard for Britney Spears new product… and if something isn’t done about her fragrance logo… that is exactly what my shirts will become.

I’d say “you ought to be ashamed”, but it’s the shameless Britney Spears we’re talking about here. She probably couldn’t give two shits about ripping off mondonation and the charities they support.

[tags]britney spears, elizabeth arden, mondonation, charity, rip-off[/tags]

§472 · August 21, 2007 · Music · Comments Off ·


To celebrate Canada Day, please enjoy this animation:

…and this highlight clip:

…and this commercial:

And for the late-night CBC fans:

[tags]canada day, cbc, log driver’s waltz, national film board, hockey, paul henderson, 1972 summit series, molson, beer, commercial, o canada[/tags]

§427 · July 1, 2007 · Entertainment, Hockey, Music · Comments Off ·


Israel “Bruddah IZ” Kamakawiwo’ole is one of Hawaii’s most-loved musicians. “The Gentle Giant” had a melodic voice and a fine touch with the ukulele. Massively popular in Hawai’i, he became famous on the mainland through two songs: the medley “Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World” and “Hawai’i ’78″.

He died ten years ago today of weight-related respiratory illness. He was the third person to lay in state at the Capitol building in Honolulu. His funeral was attended by over ten thousand people.

[tags]bruddah iz, israel kamakawiwoole, hawaii, somewhere over the rainbow, ukulele[/tags]

§426 · June 26, 2007 · Hawaii, Music · 1 comment ·


In the online music sales battle, there are two groups: one that charges you per-song with no monthly fee, and one that charges you per-month. Apple’s iTunes Music Store is a good example of the first group, and Napster is a good example of the second. There are hybrid models like eMusic that charge you per month but cap the number of tracks you can download, and those tracks are yours to keep (they’re DRM-free MP3s, in eMusic’s case).

Each scheme has its advantages and disadvantages. The pay-per-song scheme means that once you’ve downloaded the song, it’s yours. You can play it whenever you want and wherever you want (at least, if you strip the DRM from it). If the music supplier goes bust or raises its prices, you can still listen to your music. On the other hand, if you’re a heavy music downloader it can get pretty expensive.

The pay-per-month scheme generally means that you can download as many songs as you like per month for one flat rate. If you go through songs like most people go through oxygen but you don’t have limitless funds, this would be the choice for you. However, if the company goes bust or raises its prices, you’re left high and dry. You could either continue to pay the monthly fee or not be able to listen to your music.

This disadvantage for the pay-per-month scheme is huge, and is the major reason why I think it’s the stupidest idea ever, and people who “buy” their music this way are throwing away their money. There’s an excellent example in Yahoo! Music — their subscription price is currently $6.99/month (or $59.88 if you sign up for an entire year), but tomorrow it’ll be going up to $11.99/month (or ~$120 for a whole year). If you’re paying month-to-month, then your rates will go up. If you don’t want to pay the increased price, tough beans, no more music for you. And what, theoretically speaking, would happen if a record label pulls out of the Yahoo! Music store? People would lose the rights to play that music, that’s what would happen. And there’s nothing you’d be able to do about it.

Contrast this with the iTunes Music Store. There are grumblings that the prices of tracks might go up from the current $0.99/track price. If the price goes up, Apple can’t retroactively charge you more money for the songs you already have. You could very well not give Apple any more money and you can still listen to your purchased music. Prices could go up to $50 a track, but you can still listen to your purchased music. If a record label pulls out, good for them, I can still listen to tracks that they put out and had on the iTMS when I purchased them.

I can’t understand why anybody would want to buy into a subscription-based music download model. Sure, it’s tempting to pay $60 (or even $120) for a year’s worth of unlimited music, but guess what? Ten years from now I can still listen to the songs I bought now, and I won’t have paid $1200 for the right to do so. And if you think the subscription prices are going to stay at the same levels they are now for the next ten years, then I have some nice land in Kalapana to sell you.

§135 · October 31, 2005 · Geek Stuff, Music, Unclassified · Comments Off ·



I had a job before this, I had a job before this. Ultimately it was that job that drove me into this. I worked at an aquarium, an aquarium with lots of money from the government so it was huge!

I was a Clean and Scrub man, we called each other in the C&S union. I scrubbed the inside of the killer whale tank. And after a while the boys in the C&S — the Clean and Scrub — we just sorta made it one word.

The killerwhaletank. The killerwhaletank, unh, the killerwhaletank, unh. I’m going into the killerwhaletank.

I got along with these two big beasts so well it was like they knew me. They looked at me with their hundred year-old eyes and it was like they knew me. I’d put on my scuba gear, my mask, my regulator and I’d fall into the tank with nary a sound, maybe a “ffflk”, and then I was underwater.

Sometimes I’d jump out, right in front of the window. When people are expecting a killer whale and they see a human they get spooked! Spooked. Anyways I’d do that.

But I was in the water this particular day, unbeknowst to me, Shamu and Bartholomew, their relationship had gone stale. Seems I was going in there so much, and I was looking so good, Shamu took a shining to me.

And they’re so smart those things you know. They’ve got all these human emotions. Love, lust, green-hundred-year-old-eyed jealousy! Bartholomew… was livid! Unbeknownst to me, I can’t hear a goddamn thing underwater!

He came up, he was bumping against me a lot. That stale, killer whale, bumping up against someone so pale and frail. How was I supposed to know the killer whale relationship had gone stale? Welllll…

He brushes up to me a couple times, his skin’s like sandpaper. I say, “Hey man, Bartholomew, what’s up? What’s goin’ on big fella? What is it? What is it? I don’t want to steal your mommy and I sure don’t want to take the place of your daddy. I only wanna be your friend.”

And he circled around, I thought we were all patched up and I was scrubbing and he took my, he came and he, he came and he, he ripped, he ripped my left arm off. I mean, the killer whale, they’re beasts of the deep, they’re quite docile and friendly in captivity but somewhere along the line, thousands of years of breeding just snapped and he took my left arm off, man. He took my left arm, my fucking left arm.

“What is it Bartholomew?”

I spoke to him in a language he could understand as I came back! Beeoo, bwoo, bwoop, beeoo!