Last week around this time the Perl Lightning Talks at OSCON 2007 were presented. Mike Schilli has put some of them up on YouTube.
If I were to watch them, I’d watch Perl In A Nutshell by Pudge first. In fact, that’s just what I’ve done!
r0ml (or Robert Lefkowitz for those who don’t know him) is an entertaining speaker who tangents off often and brings in ideas and influences from outside programmers’ typical sphere of interest.
r0ml says that “software is the Trivium of the XXI century.” Rhetoric is the art of communicating through simbols & ideas about reality. Now, the language used by IT vendors in communicating with business intelligence is unclear. This means that there’s a problem with language. The problem is that we don’t know what business intelligence is. We have this habit of rubbing two words together and assert that it means something different.
We should do what the masters do: hang a word off an idea. Invent a word for an idea instead of smooshing two (or more) words together. Then r0ml had an idea: some people (maybe most people) don’t know what incunabula means. It’s the Latin word for cradle, and it refers to books published before 1501. But since nobody knows what it means, we can repurpose it into something that means something completely different.
Aha! What we need to do is find words that were perfectly good words hundreds of years ago and nobody remembers what they mean, but they sound good so we can reuse them! There are plenty of places you can go that very few people these days care about: rhetoric, illuminated manuscripts, heraldry, and fencing are great places to mine for these great words. These are “lexicon frameworks — Words On Rails.”
r0ml’s done this by taking over semasiology: if you search for it all you get is r0ml (or at least you used to — he’s number four now).
“Perl is like the Charles Dickens of the programming world. Perl is literature, of course it’s hard to read!”
r0ml’s goal is to get rid of acronyms: replace GUI with “epideictics”, which means “fit for display”.
There’s a word called “stemma”, which is the reconstruction of the set of changes of a document over time. Sound like version control?
It turns out that there’s an amazing correlation between technical terms used in the early days of publishing, especially for illuminated manuscripts, and the software world.
We need a word for open source, and r0ml modestly proposes “chrysography”, the writing in letters of gold. The alternative is “decretal”, which sounds worse and means papal decree giving an opinion on a point of law.
There’s actually a better replacement for “free as in speech”: “liberal”. “Liberal studies are called this because they render man free,” therefore open source programming should be considered a liberal art.
Of course, “liberal” has been branded these days to mean something different, but r0ml doesn’t want to hear people come to these conferences and say “there’s no English word derived from Latin that means ‘free as in speech’ but not ‘free as in beer’.” So stop saying that!
I decided to take Al’s lead and turn Friday into a fun day. Thus I’m in a talk about hacking with microcontrollers, a subject I know nothing about. I was going to go to a talk about Subversion Worst Practices, but it was pretty full…
Open Source hardware involves a bunch of things: mechanical diagrams, schematics & circuit diagrams, parts lists, layout diagrams, core/firmware, and software/API.
The Make Controller has a 32-bit ARM controller, has pen source firmware, API, and tools to play around with it. It’s not as open or cheap as the Arduino board, however.
So what are these things? Microcontroller boards are essentially computers on a chip. They have analogue and digital I/O, some memory (RAM and flash). They’re an interface to the physical world. The problems they solve are usually simple, and the code you run on them is correspondingly simple.
So how do you get started? Pick an input, first. Decide what you’re going to monitor, and this will usually dictate how you’ll be sending input to the microcontroller. You can use light sensors, tilt sensors, RFID, all sorts of different things. Then choose your output — what do you want your microcontroller to tell you. Again, there’s a wide range of possible outputs, from LEDs to motors to audio/video.
Software is fairly easy for people new to programming to set up — the tools look relatively user-friendly. You just tell hte program which pins to monitor, write a polling loop, then update the output when something changes. Watch out though when writing software to monitor inputs or write to output — sometimes it doesn’t always match the spec sheet.
You can buy all kinds of input sensors: RFID scanners, volatile compound sensors, pressure sensors. A serial-to-WiFi exists that allows you to use your microcontroller to access the internet through a telnet-level interface. There’s even a GSM module that you can hook up via a serial interface, and it has a Python interpreter on it. You can get a GPS module too. Attach it to a Bluetooth module and you can do fun things with other Bluetooth devices like cell phones.
Nat is starting the show by telling us that conference presentations will be up on the website, and video from the keynotes will be put on YouTube. I will have links for those later in the day.
The Thursday morning keynotes kick off with Philip Rosedale talking about open source code and whatnot in Second Life. He says that Second Life and the X-Prize represent two possible escapes for humanity, one is virtual and one is literally leaving the planet. He says that open source (and Second Life) allow for greater return on capabilities over time, because you’ve got a community to help you out. “We don’t set the rules of governance, we just let it do its own thing.” I think that that statement is quite incorrect; Linden Labs does have rules of governance, some of which have greatly upset the Second Life community. Using the tools available, someone’s built a Second Life client that runs within a web browser — you can’t do much with it, but you can login and check messages and whatnot.
Jimmy Wales is up now, talking about the future of search. Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the entire sum of all human knowledge. An encyclopedia was the start of this. This is continued at Wikia, which is becoming a library of human knowledge. A second major project focusses on the “free access” aspect. This should be driven by search, which currently is dominated by a number of large monolithic closed search engines. Why not do the same thing for search what Wikipedia did for the encyclopedia? This is being done at search.wikia.com. This project will be focussing on transparency - openness in how the systems and algorithms operate, collaboration - everyone who wants to contribute can contribute, quality - improve the relevancy and accuracy of search results, and privacy - “Pursuing the Holy Grail of Privacy Protection”. The unfortunately-named Grub (it’s a bootloader, dammit!) has been acquired by Wikia to help the search process.
Simon Wardley is talking about commoditization of IT. An excellent talk, he makes the point that open source is a force behind pushing the new whizzy stuff into an ubiquitous commodity, and things like patents or DRM are attempts by company to keep their products as the new whizzy stuff.
I’ll post links to the last two keynotes when they show up on the web. All I have to say is that Nat’s was excellent and James Larsson’s was informative in an insane way.
Perl Lightning Talks are five-minute talks by random people about random topics. Sometimes they’re tangentially related to Perl, sometimes they’re just rants, but they’re usually always good.
Vani Raja talked about the YUI CSS. I’m waiting for the Perl… I think this is a CSS demo. I have no idea what makes this interesting.
Schwern is up. “How Long Is Five Minutes” is the title of this talk. I do believe that this is a tea-brewing demonstration. Yes, yes it is. He’s making the point that it’s very difficult to determine how long five minutes is, especially if you’re doing something else while waiting for that five minutes to pass. And if you don’t know how long five minutes is, how do you know how long an hour is? Two hours? A day? Then how do you know how much work you can do in five minutes, or an hour, or a day?
Schwern is up. There is now a Wiki for Perl5. It will eventually be the Perl Encyclopedia — a brain-dump of the Perl community.
Schwern is up. Perl demographic survey is up at perlsurvey.org.
Schwern is up. Perl5 doesn’t have a charismatic leader any more, as Larry’s gone up the mountain to write Perl6. If you want to do something and you’re not sure if you should do it, ask Schwern.
Steve Medlin is talking about qpsmtpd for mail servers. There are plugins for everything, and plugins are very easy to write. He’s going quickly…
Andy Lester is talking about ack, which is basically grep for large trees of source code, all written in Perl. It can use Perl regular expressions for searching. It ignores .svn directories, your blib directories, binaries, emacs backup files. It does colour highlighting of search results, and a whole lot more!
He’s moved on to Perl 101, a place where the new Perl programmers can go to find answers to what you should know when programming Perl.
Andy Number 3, Google Code kicks Sourceforge’s ass.
Andy Number 4, Andy’s rant about how Perl isn’t a scripting language, it’s a programming language. Halleluia!
Following Andy is Rebecca, who’s drawing similarities between open source programmers and volunteers. OS programmers don’t call themselves that, they’re developers or contributers. Fair point. “There are those volunteers who put in 40 or 60 hours a week and should be employees. Those aren’t normal volunteers.” New open source volunteers need tasks assigned to them. Instead of just saying “find something to do”, it would be wonderful if people with OS projects kept a list of things that new people could work on. Having something to do allows positive feedback and allows a sense of accomplishment. Right now open source is more geared to the hardcore people and needs to cater more to the one-shot people.
Eric Wilhelm is now talking about Test::Harness 3.0 (currently TAP::Parser). See also testanything.org.
Eric Wilhelm Number 2 is now talking about Module::Build. It started with perl -MCPAN -e ‘install Foo’. But CPAN can become out of date, so you have to install CPAN before installing Foo. But then there can be updates to Module::Build, so you have to update CPAN then update Module::Build then install Foo. But they’ve updated CPAN with something or other so you just have to update that before installing Foo. Eventually we’ll just get back to the future where you just have to install
Someone who didn’t introduce themselves is talking about MoveMyData.org, which allows you to multi-publish, synchronise, republish data between multiple sites.
Tim Bunce is doing three talks in ten minutes. First up, he’s recapping a talk from last year when he said that database interaction in open source languages sucks. Fixing this needs an API, and Tim suggests JDBC. Not actually JDBC, but the API. The idea is to adopt JDBC between DBI and the database drivers. Amazingly enough there’s a java2perl6 program, which he’s used to convert JDBC class definitions into Perl6. Wild.
Second up, imagine you have a 100k LOC web application. When it gets slow, you don’t really know what bit of it contributes to the slowness. He’s written DashProfile which you can use to profile your code.
Third up, his talk on DBI::Gofer compressed into five minutes.
Now Michael Potter is talking about something that I completely missed. Oh, standardizing data definitions. Instead of going to ANSI, he thinks it’s time for an open organization that’ll warehouse data definitions.
Catalyst in five minutes is up next, presented by Jonathan Rockway. He’s talking about making a blog with Catalyst. Went by too fast.
He’s now talking about Angerwhale. Yet Another Blog Application. It’s apparently “blogging 2.0″.
SVN::Notify::Mirror, to monitor SVN repositories. That’s all I got.
Now music! Perl In A Nutshell to the tune of Life In A Nutshell. Awesome!
