• "What do you mean there's no good iPhone app for…?" I think I just found a project! #
• The static electricity shocks can stop any time now. #
• 100 Years at Kilauea http://t.co/Xha7ddvl #
• Lego Gollum IS PRREEEECCCCCCIIIIOOOUUUSSSSSSSSS http://t.co/M0PAsp3F #
• It's apparently Asshole Day on the SkyTrain. #
• Just watched Blake Griffin's dunk over Kendrick Perkins. And again. And again. That was a sick dunk. http://t.co/YJENlGjR #
• Hooray! Emergency SkyTrain stop! #
• That was quick. Back on the go again. #
• Really, CBC? Is Toronto/Ottawa the best rivalry in the NHL? Can I answer "hell no"? http://t.co/VAu7J7x6 #
• Komen (@komenforthecure) ought to be ashamed of themselves for pulling funding for Planned Parenthood. http://t.co/viWzzVnv #
• Food poisoning can go to hell. #
• New Budweiser Super Bowl ad: Flash mob stuns beer league hockey teams (Video) http://t.co/JZtFvYdh #
• It's only 2-1, but it feels like the Canucks are getting their asses kicked. #
• Two NHL playoff matchups I'd love to see: Edmonton/Chicago and Boston/Carolina. #
• A classic that you've probably seen before, but every so often you just need to watch the trailer for The Shining: http://t.co/kIw9sIgQ #
• Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! #
• Curling practice! (@ Poirier Sport & Leisure Complex) http://t.co/ykMGx78G #
• Watch Brooks Orpik send Daniel Paille flying http://t.co/RLnmxFX0 #
• Shootout. Canucks are gonna lose. #
• Holy shit, the Canucks won. In a shootout. #
• Video: Kevin Bieksa does it all Saturday http://t.co/5DnZUMfL #

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• Alas, they're all out of Fluttershy. (@ Toys"R"Us) http://t.co/oydeWfp5 #
• You know what I miss from Hawaii? Earthquakes. #
• Post-fire drill poutine! (@ Frenchies Diner) http://t.co/7VeGWvsC #
• Oh. My. God. http://t.co/u9gw9iG8 #
• If the #NewWest PD wants to make some money, they should install a red light camera at 6th Ave and McBride. #
• Why the Boston Bruins should shoulder blame for Tim Thomas White House mess http://t.co/acpSPCKB #
• Lotus Notes! /me shakes fist. #
• Daniel Sedin with number 21. #
• This makes me happy: http://t.co/ufu8mTtJ Thanks, @themitchy! #
• In what universe are you allowed to rescind your 'no' vote on an issue that passed months ago, so it has to be voted on again? Jesus fuck. #
• Google Reaching Its Grabby Arms Out To Combine More Of Your Personal information http://t.co/qgei92Nu #
• Me: "And do you love Uncle Greg?" Elizabeth: "Yeah. And I love tarantulas too!" #
• Lego man sent to space by Toronto teens http://t.co/A5hbO6E2 #
• Hey @FoodNetwork, your website just did this to me: http://t.co/42dB5hHz I had to go somewhere else for a recipe. :-( #
• Vancouver! Go outside and look to the west. The Moon and Venus are fantastic tonight! #
• I've taken over my company's iOS app. If only I knew someone who wrote an intro to iOS book they could send me for "review"… #
• What the I don't even http://t.co/t87EeHF1 #
• I don't understand. 14 minutes in and the US hasn't scored yet? #concacaf #
• Oh, there they go. 16th minute. Poor defending by Costa Rica on the corner. #concacaf #
• Well shit, now I can't hate everybody on the Blackhawks. http://t.co/a6gNF84x #
• The thing I like about women's soccer is they don't writhe around like they've been shot after getting touched by another player. #
• It is snowing like a motherfucker in Coquitlam. #
• That was an incredibly successful curling practice. I got two tips on holding my broom during delivery, and I didn't fall once! #

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• -9 tonight? Blimey. #
• I could listen to 'Halcyon + On + On' and 'Belfast' by Orbital all day long. #
• Zappos turns off phones after up to 24 million customer records exposed http://t.co/pzpUmrqV #
• 'Two Small Men' movers used extortion against customer, judge says http://t.co/W9KZBuFi #
• How Software Is Made, by Sally, Age 8. http://t.co/R4Lthby8 #
• It's SNOPOCALYPSE in Vancouver, so of course my office building's boiler isnt working. #brrrrrr #
• Haha oh god. http://t.co/AScQe2Tp #
• They took the 15-20 centimeters of snow out of the forecast and replaced them with temperatures between -7 and -13. Wonderful. #
• This makes me sad: http://t.co/Uf3T88sv #
• This is the best thing I've seen today: http://t.co/F0r5nFRc #
• This is the creepiest thing I've seen all day: http://t.co/VZCX6hSY #
• Stop one for Mitchapalooza! (@ The Railway Club) http://t.co/NhcZghxl #
• Stop two for Mitchapalooza! (@ The Cambie w/ 4 others) http://t.co/mqURMkcP #
• Dentist. Yay. Left side of my face is numb. #

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• The Research Works Act would deny taxpayers access to federally funded research. http://t.co/vhnANfGO #
• music has the right to children #
• The TSA Proves its Own Irrelevance http://t.co/NW1QIAyh #
• Kings’ Dustin Penner injures himself while eating a stack of delicious pancakes http://t.co/aqxPWjv5 #
• Did you work at UVic after January 2011? Your personal info and bank account details were stolen. http://t.co/mxJZkkov #
• Long road ahead for Kubica after new injury http://t.co/FjFigCHQ #
• The Classic iPhone Ringtone “Marimba” Interrupts New York Philharmonic http://t.co/TlnGcTRV #
• Kings’ Penner responds to pancake-gate in open letter, sponsors ‘Pancakes With Penner’ breakfast http://t.co/fZrDJyRy #
• Sunrise over Mount Baker: http://t.co/5ZqicdV3 #
• Waiting for 'Waiting For Godot'! (@ The Cultch) http://t.co/cPTfetag #
• Does Cold-FX work? http://t.co/hYpt3CcS #
• Dan Savage to Stephen Harper: Stop screwing with my marriage, motherfucker http://t.co/2tC5t39Z #
• I don't remember signing up for weekly summary emails from Google+… #
• F#A#∞ #
• Cold-FX contaminated by E. coli-related bacteria http://t.co/qeVh5mPk #
• Movies are all ripped to the computer. Next up: Star Trek: The Next Generation. All seven series. #
• The Lower Mainland gets a blast of winter http://t.co/RRmUjqiR #
• Snow! http://t.co/UbZt0hsv #
• Andrew Wakefield: Recognized as the Great Science Fraud that he is http://t.co/17ep7cYx #
• Anybody looking for a two bedroom townhouse to rent in #NewWest If so, let me know. Our complex has an opening. #
• Help Give Amelia a Kidney http://t.co/fSNnXijY #
• Steve Rawlings http://t.co/G813VkxL #

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• Welcome 2012! #
• My New Years resolution is 0.075 arcseconds at 550nm. #
• What is this God Bless America garbage at a hockey game? #
• Fucking octoroks keep fucking up my shit. Fuck you and your rock-shooting face. #
• It's a Godspeed You! Black Emperor day. #
• PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund http://t.co/P4kRKzc5 #
• If you're not watching the Canada-Russia World Junior Championship hockey game, you should be. 5-1 RUS to start the 3rd, now 6-5 RUS. #
• Hell of a game. 6-5 Russia. The Canada post in the last minute or so was a heart attack. Now go get those Finns for bronze! #
• WATCH: Canada for President! (NSFW) http://t.co/IZpJY5DY #
• Why I like the Sedin Twins, and why you don’t http://t.co/XRk3C0CW #
• Important milestone in Elizabeth's life: she can read the score in the hockey game on the TV. "It's 0-0!" #
• It's about time for Luongo to give up the snack goal. #Canucks #
• No snack goal for Luongo as he takes the shutout instead. #Canucks #
• Is Seattle's KOMO news sympathizing with creationists now? http://t.co/OWsvgktz #
• Everyone but the Canucks learned the wrong lessons from the Cup Final http://t.co/XGSWPVXG #
• Happy 100th birthday, Charles Samuel Addams http://t.co/d2LXpo2f #
• I missed a line brawl? Now there's a Boston penalty shot? Crazy game.

  STOP BY SCHNEIDER.

  Booya. #

• Why didn't the NHL do a Vancouver/Boston Winter Classic in Boston? #
• Bruins fans chanting "We want Luongo!" You do? Trade him for Thomas? #
• At least the Bruins' power play is ineffective so far. #
• HEYO COHO! #Canucks #
• That's how you make a dirty team pay. Punish them on the power play. #Canucks #
• HEYO COHO!

  So nice I'll say it twice.

  HEYO COHO!
  #Canucks #

• Does the Bruins announcer always go "Woo!" after announcing a Boston goal? #
• Edler?!? God Almighty. #
• I'll never understand why people cheer when a referee or linesman gets hurt. #
• 103 PIM so far in the #Canucks / #Bruins game so far. Crikey. #

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• Why hello there! http://t.co/09njtbFp #
• Christmas 2012-2014 are cancelled, as Elizabeth got enough presents for the next three years. #
• The #Canucks are in a real pickle after Vlasic drew that penalty. #
• RT @BadAstronomer Stop antivaxxers. NOW. http://t.co/nUT6ZbHd #StopAVN #StopNVIC #
• Hacking Marconi's Wireless in 1903 http://t.co/iP8i0y2T #
• Note to self: SD card does not go in the CD slot. #
• Stop antivaxxers. Now. http://t.co/qxEUYerN #StopAVN #
• Ducks' power play is brutal. Giving up a 3-on-2, a 2-on-1, and a breakaway in the same power play? Horrible. #
• BC's Five Looniest Liquor Laws http://t.co/TtBbv6HZ #
• Every time someone spells it "Santa Clause" an elf is killed. #
• B.C. girl says she was struck by drunken Sharks fan http://t.co/MN8HVReZ #
• I'm all covered in socks! http://t.co/0JS37XPS #
• Clothes dryers aren't supposed to shoot blue sparks, are they? #
• Disaster in the Cavanagh household: Rainbow Dash is missing. #
• Mixed snow and rain in #NewWest #
• New Years Eve at Melissa is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
• New Years Eve at Melissa's is off to a fantastic start: first hospital visit at 5:50! #
• #WinDaTurd #Canucks #

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• As the father of a little girl, I want everybody who talks to Elizabeth to read this: http://t.co/BqiaGexM #
• Prejerky: http://t.co/3fj054zn #
• He really wanted to use the carpool lane: http://t.co/y9DrHa97 #
• Henrik Sedin catches Sami Salo's flying stick. http://t.co/bmswcegm #
• Marketing to Women Now with 83% More Stupid! http://t.co/pHfA8Bqw #
• I'm showing my redneck roots, but it's impossible to resist the air guitar when Free Bird is playing. #
• Woah. I just found my "make money playing NHL 94" webpage from 1997 on the Wayback Machine. #
• A little late, but happy solstice. #
• Jack Layton voted Canada's Newsmaker of the Year http://t.co/LBQSjnRB #
• GoDaddy supports #SOPA I'm glad I moved away from them. http://t.co/9J9fwzin #
• Montréal smoked meat! Poutine! (@ Dunn's Famous w/ 2 others) http://t.co/jjM1X8VI #
• Oh no! Christmas will never get here! http://t.co/yWrOlrz7 #
• 'Tis the season. http://t.co/jrLrNTGi #
• Believing in Cody Hodgson pays off for his Grade 1 teacher http://t.co/FGYhNG6W #
• Ferry time! http://t.co/zdYqLUgj #
• Canucks playing down to the level of their opponent yet again. #
• Happy Christmas Eve, everybody! #
• Christmas Eve lunch supplies! (@ Thrifty Foods) http://t.co/NssmlQWs #
• Cookies for Santas http://t.co/Ns8SiP9B #
• We opened Christmas presents at Alice's mom's house. Elizabeth is playing with bubble wrap. #
• Postcard from the Universe – Christmas Tree http://t.co/M3lD6uzQ #
• Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. #

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• It only takes me 30 minutes to get home from curling. Unfortunately, that 30 minutes is preceded by 45 minutes of waiting for a bus. #
• Legislators Call For A Boycott Of Lowe's After It Pulled Ads From American Muslims TV Show http://t.co/SDBlVYwj #
• Fuck you Peter Kent. http://t.co/4626YEFw #cdnpoli #
• Somehow Elizabeth's favourite lullaby song is O Canada. #
• Measles is marvelous! It only kills 18 people every hour! http://t.co/qTp5eW8i #
• Free gift cards (Costco, Tim Hortons, whatever) on Facebook are always a scam. Don't be fooled! http://t.co/XF3oOOMi #
• Baby Seal Breaks Into Home http://t.co/e1Qfe3Dl #
• Act Now: All You Need to Know About Facebook’s New Timeline http://t.co/vCLav6FB #
• If you have small kids and no chimney, this is an awesome idea for Christmas: http://t.co/cYB751Bz #
• Straight poop on New England hockey glove defecation incident http://t.co/zl6zXWtY #
• Comet Lovejoy survived passing 12500km from the sun! If you're in the northern hemisphere, you might be able to see it just before sunrise. #
• Comet Lovejoy should rise a couple of minutes before the sun. If you have a clear eastern horizon, try and take a look! #
• Mitch just completed a project named 'Cocoa Porter'. Here's his prize (that he's sharing): http://t.co/3ybAArM4 cc / @itsgoodtobehere #
• Jannik Hansen made Dion Phaneuf look like he was skating on glue. #Canucks #
• And now I'm going to have 'Wig In A Box' stuck in my head all night. #
• Martin Havlat fell off the bench and injured himself. Sami Salo has a new challenger to his "He Got Injured How?!?" title. #

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• Time to lose myself in the attic to see if I can find the missing box of Christmas decorations. #
• I didn't curl terribly well but we won our first game. It was a cakewalk; we were up 9-0 in the sixth end. #
• If you're calling yourself a "'gov contractor" you've just committed a crime against apostrophes. #
• How can you tell Peter MacKay is bullshitting? He has his mouth open. http://t.co/hKKNEiVs #cdnpoli #
• NHL approves 4-conference realignment, new playoff format http://t.co/MzlBJMC3 #
• PayPal Continues War Against Regretsy, Freezes All Accounts & Halts Gift Exchange http://t.co/z6lYMP7O #
• James Holden's "Balance 005" is awesome. #
• It would appear I need to re-rip disc 2 from 'Balance 005'. Grr. #
• the car show, illustrated with crappy pictures™ http://t.co/FA0gPH8M #
• And Luongo takes a puck in the throat. Great. #
• Schneider showing off his offensive prowess by picking up an assist. #
• Shane O'Brien needs to take a look at the scoreboard. #
• Combined shutout for Luongo and Schneider. Well done lads. #Canucks #
• The redheaded girl kissed Charlie Brown: http://t.co/LoqbTFBk #
• One more reason to hate Gary Bettman: he pronounces data "dah-ta". #
• SCUBA-2 on the front cover of the Vancouver Sun today! http://t.co/F4jkJq7q #
• Theo Fleury discovers his lost Stanley Cup ring on Craigslist http://t.co/xi65KGwO #
• Argh. RT @sportsnetmurph David Booth out 4-6 weeks with MCL sprain. #canucks #
• Ryan Miller sure spends a lot of time out of the crease. #
• Elizabeth during a hockey fight: "That's not very nice, oh no. He's trying to get his shirt off!" #
• Always nice to turn on the Edmonton/Carolina game and see Edmonton give up a goal. #
• The history of the world (according to the History Channel): http://t.co/FN49gTU4 #
• SCUBA-2 on the CBC! http://t.co/LCuCbOio #
• Well I would have caught the bus had it not left two minutes early. Grr. #
• 3-0 Habs? Augh. #
• 15000 refs at the Brll Centre just gave Kevin Bieksa a penalty. Too bad neither of the two refs on the ice did. #Canucks #
• Fact: Billy Sweatt's nickname is "Shootout". #Canucks #
• Boards of Canada are neither boards nor Canadian. #
• Why bother having a status bar if it sits at 99% through the entire run? I'm looking at you, 'apt-get update'. #
• *sigh* When I say "Office 97" I mean "Office 97" and not "Office 2007". I mean, it's only listed as "Office 97" in the craigslist ad twice. #
• RT @XaiaX Yeah, so don't buy anything from @Lowes anymore, K? http://t.co/Iy8soCQe #
• If you don't like the new Twitter client for iOS, give Twitterrific a try. #
• Post-dentist snack for Elizabeth: http://t.co/lGckFug1 #
• What. Mike Milbury says the media has overblown controversies on suspensions? He sounded reasonable! He must be sick. #

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• Best fight between two 73-year old CFL Hall-of-Famers you'll see this week. http://t.co/bmxsTe7X #
• Brazil Grand Prix in the morning, Grey Cup in the afternoon. It's a good day for sports! #
• David Coulthard: "Rule number one of leaving the pitstop: make sure you've got your nuts with you." #
• Mosca-Kapp fight 'most bizarre thing' http://t.co/MJXQl70s #
• Jann Arden? Seriously? #
• Touchdown Lions! #
• Field goal Lions! #
• Oh man, this Grey Cup is getting all orange. Interception Lions! #GC99 #
• Congrats to the BC l
  Lions for winning the Grey Cup! At least one Vancouver team can get it done. #
• Called it. http://t.co/dG0g1QWz #Boudreau #Capitals #NHL #
• Burzynski Clinic: the domain of scoundrels and quacks http://t.co/t3dLg1vF #
• Jesus, big explosion sound in downtown Vancouver. #
• Elvis Costello Tells Fans Not To Buy His Pricey New Release http://t.co/TsuPOeRP #
• Raikkonen makes dramatic F1 comeback with Lotus Renault http://t.co/p2idD02K #
• Many thanks to @sirhc for the Movember donation! #
• Imagine If It Were Apple http://t.co/oocBNPwA #
• The last two comments on my blog (http://t.co/DNfI4vYx & http://t.co/iVTGxfn3) came from the same IP address. I don't get people sometimes. #
• Achievement unlocked: remove bean from toddler's nose. #
• The physicist in me is skeptical. Einstein didn't win a Nobel Prize for nothing. http://t.co/y88V59Mg #
• Leftover butter chicken ftw. #
• Aaron Volpatti just got the "bank error in your favor" card. #Canucks #
• Ginger Jesus, why have you forsaken me? #Canucks #
• It's a good day when you need to use http://t.co/EMp5Rcz0. #
• Yay! Australia's ruling party endorses same-sex marriage http://t.co/o2SQUzVJ #
• Hooray for missing the bus by a minute! #
• Oh god why did I suggest going into Superstore on a December weekend? #

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