HIV/Aids is a tragedy that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which can even increase the problem.

It is not at all surprising that this patent nonsense would come out of the mouth of a man who purports to talk to an invisible sky man. It is not at all surprising that he gets it completely wrong – the Centers for Disease Control say that

Latex condoms, when used consistently and correctly, are highly effective in preventing the sexual transmission of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

The life expectancy in Botswana between 1990 and 1995 was 65 years. Between 2000 and 2005 it’s dropped to 40 years. Twenty two million people in Sub-Saharan Africa had HIV/AIDS in 2007, and there were nearly two million new cases of HIV infection in 2007. A quarter of the population of Botswana, Lesotho, and Swaziland have HIV/AIDS. 39,000 people died of AIDS in Cameroon in 2007. 1.5 million people died in 2007 in Sub-Saharan Africa.

And the Pope continues to spread falsehoods while Africans die? Fuck you Pope Benedict. Fuck you.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin’ has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day, and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do! And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time. But he loves you!

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“Kathy Griffin’s offensive remarks will not be part of the E! telecast on Saturday night,” the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences said in a statement Monday.

In her speech, Griffin said that “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.”

She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, “This award is my god now!”

The off-colour remark?

“Suck it, Jesus!”

In the same story, MSN apparently doesn’t have a thesaurus that includes the words “penis” or “dick”, words that would come in handy when talking about “Dick In A Box“.

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Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.

A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.

Hey, if you’re going to flush your life down the toilet you might as well throw on the dress, get shitfaced on vodka and oxycodone, go wag your cock at some children, and offer to suck off a cop.

Found via Mike.

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