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Baptists. They go hard or go home. Baptist minister Tommy Tester went particularly hard:

Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.

A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.

Hey, if you’re going to flush your life down the toilet you might as well throw on the dress, get shitfaced on vodka and oxycodone, go wag your cock at some children, and offer to suck off a cop.

Found via Mike.