…if God had really cared about native Americans, he might have given them immunity to smallpox.
Canadian Cynic in response to Denyse O’Leary’s crazy idea that God loved native Americans because the bison “is the ONLY mammal like this and enabled native Americans to feed their families with one arrow anyplace in the chest…collapsing BOTH lungs.”
Robert Lancaster runs a website called Stop Sylvia Browne. Sylvia Browne is a “psychic” who occasionally has a show in Las Vegas. On June 22, Lancaster went to see her show. Here’s an example of just how psychic Browne is:
The last woman who joined our “group” asked Sylvia, after telling her that her mom had died two days ago, if she had any message from her mom for her. Sylvia said that mom “liked the service.”
The woman recalled this for us, and said “We haven’t even had the service yet - she died two days ago.”
You’d think that a psychic would be able to “see” that a remembrance service hasn’t happened yet.
Sylvia Browne — not a psychic. She’s just a cold reader out to take money from gullible people.
Gloria Baraquio is a weekly columnist in the Hawaii Tribune Herald. Occasionally she has her wingnut columns about speaking to hippies in Puna, but last week she went right off the chart. You can tell right from the beginning:
It’s my last day in Abadiania, Brazil, and needless to say … woah. My mind has officially blown up. In the last three weeks, I’ve been able to meet and converse with mediums, psychics and seers from all over the world. And they all seem to have similar visions of our very near future.
You can just see her mind opening up and her brain dropping out. Mediums, psychics and seers. Woah, dude. Time to turn off the brain and stop thinking.
One thing that sparked my curiosity and became a springboard for conversation was Gordon-Michael Scallion’s “Future Map of the World,” an illustrated prediction of what the earth’s geography will look like as a result of global warming and a dramatic polar shift.
Now this would be interesting if she’d left off that last clause. Global warming is undoubtedly going to change things, what with the rise in ocean levels and all. Interactive maps can show us the effects of various changes of sea level. Taking Europe as an example, Holland and Belgium are going to be especially affected, as are parts of England and Italy. Most of Europe is well above sea level (they have this mountain range called “The Alps” that you might have heard of) so will be relatively unscathed.
Not according to this Gordon-Michael Scallion wingnut, though. There’s much more than just global warming at work. Here’s Baraquio’s description:
Practically all of Europe on the map is broken up, as are parts of North America, while places like New Zealand appear to rise above sea level with more land mass than it currently has now.
It’s true, Scallion’s map not only shows the oceans rising over the tops of the Alps while lower lands are unscathed, it shows new land masses coming up off both coasts of North America, in the South Pacific, off the west coast of the British Isles, south of Australia, and off the southern end of South America. There’s absolutely nothing scientific about this and it has absolutely no bearing on reality. It’s complete tosh, complete nonsense. And Baraquio eats it up with a spoon:
I left the map conversation with much to ponder…
I’ll tell you, I’m pondering something too: why the hell Gloria Baraquio gets paid to write this drivel.
Oh, by the way, in case you thought Scallion was accurate, he isn’t. Here are some of his predictions: 9.0 earthquake in Palm Springs between 1995 and 1997. 8.5 earthquake in Sonoma County between 1995 and 1997. California under water in 1993. Denver on the Pacific coast in 1998. A shift in the Earth’s poles sometime between 1998 and 2001. Do you remember any of these happening? I sure don’t. Maybe Gloria Baraquio does in her little fantasy world where psychics are always right and are worthy of serious discussion. The only thing they’re worthy of is mocking.
And another by the way, Scallion doesn’t really care about helping people. If he did, he probably wouldn’t be selling his maps of death and destruction for thirty bucks a pop. Fifty-five if you want two! I’m in the wrong field, I need to start fleecing people by buying a two-dollar map and spilling some blue paint on it. Oh no! Alabama’s going to be in the Gulf of Mexico! Give me thirty dollars!
The year 2012 seems to come up repeatedly in these circles, in places like Abadiania and Puna (also referred to as “communities of light”). 2012 is the end of the seemingly accurate Mayan calendar, considered by different religions as the apocalypse, the End Times, or the New Era — which means it’s really considered the time of human enlightenment. I find that fairly exciting!
Jesus in a diaper is this idiotic. 2012 in the Mayan calendar (to be exact, she’s talking about 21 December 2012 in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar) is just the end of another cycle. It’s like 31 December 999 in the Gregorian calendar. It’s not mystical, it’s not the end of the world, nothing is going to happen. In fact, it’s just the end of the 12th Baktun. The 11th Baktun ended on 18 September 1618. The world didn’t end then, and it sure as hell isn’t going to end 4 years from now.
And what the hell is a “community of light”? The closest Puna comes to getting any sort of special light is when houses go up in flames from the lava flowing through them.
Edgar Cayce’s name keeps coming up … the Akashic records … Allan Kardec … extraterrestrial beings … Starfleets … Jesus Christ, Archangel Michael, Sai Baba. … All of this integration of knowledge is so incredibly new to me, straight out of Scriptures and science fiction novels, and I can’t help but think to myself, “What if some of it is true? What if all this is possible?” Travel without planes, life without death, Kingdom of God, peace on earth. … Sounds pretty cool to me!
Seriously, this is verbatim from her article. I didn’t put any ellipses in there. A weekly column that reads like a shitty MySpace blog. And with all the intelligence of a chimpanzee (no offense to chimpanzees out there, I know some of you are better at learning things than Baraquio). There’s only one correct word in that entire paragraph: fiction. It’s all made up. It’s all in the imagination of these psychic frauds. It’s all completely bogus. And according to Baraquio it’s “pretty cool”. Tee hee!
One psychic I spoke to said we don’t know what the future will look like, if Scallion’s predictions are accurate or not, if Cayce and Nostradamus are correct, but she did say that science fiction books and movies may not be far off from the truth.
Oh lord. Scallion’s predictions aren’t accurate. Cayce and Nostradamus weren’t correct. Science fiction books and movies are just that: fiction.
Gloria Baraquio, do yourself a favour next time and skip the empty-headed garbage. No, the world’s not going to end in 2012. No, Atlantis isn’t going to rise up in the South Pacific. No, Nostradamus wasn’t right. No, there’s no “collective consciousness”. Try living in and writing about the real world instead of this fear-mongering garbage fantasy world where psychics are only out to take money from the scared masses.
If you want to read all of Gloria Baraquio’s pig-in-trousers crazy, it’s available at the Hawaii Tribune-Herald. You have to register, and I have no idea how long it’ll stay up there (two weeks judging from the results you get when searching for “Baraquio”).
