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From the CBC:

Prince George RCMP have issued a public alert after a moose attack in the city on Thursday morning.

A female moose with two calves attacked a 60-year-old woman while she was walking her dog. The woman was taken to hospital with minor injuries while her dog, a cocker spaniel, was so badly injured that it had to be euthanized.

Earlier this month, a moose with calves chased a man in a residential neighborhood that backs onto a hillside.

§374 · February 23, 2007 · Unclassified · 3 comments ·


I would hereby like to claim name creation rights for the musical genre known as “nickelrock”. Nickelrock, whose foremost member is Nickelback, is characterized by crunchy guitars and cheesy sap lyrics. If you hear a song and it sounds like Nickelback, it’s nickelrock. Synonyms for this genre are “shite” and “christ is that Nickelback on the radio again?”

§373 · February 15, 2007 · Unclassified · 6 comments ·


In early January sextuplets were born in a Vancouver hospital. Born after 25 weeks of gestation, the survival rate for the babies was not incredibly high — for single births the survival rate is about 80%, and it’s even lower for multiple early births.

Since then, two of the babies have sadly died.

And were it not for the actions of the BC government, more of the babies would have died. See, the parents are Jehova’s Witnesses, and they don’t believe in blood transfusions. Three of the sextuplets were seized against the will of the parents, and two of them were given transfusions.

The parents are upset, saying that their religious freedoms have been trampled on. They’re right, but it doesn’t matter, as the government’s duty to protect its citizens trumps the individual’s religious freedoms in Canada. In 1995 the Supreme Court ruled on a similar case, stating

while the right to liberty embedded in s. 7… may very well permit parents to choose among equally effective types of medical treatment for their children, it does not include a parents’ [sic] right to deny a child medical treatment that has been adjudged necessary by a medical professional and for which there is no legitimate alternative.

See, in Canada you have the freedom to believe in whatever religion you see fit. But when you try to shield your unwilling children behind the cloak of religion when they’re dying, the government has a duty to protect them. You can choose to pull the wool over your eyes and believe that the Bible forbids blood transfusions (erroneously, some biblical scholars say), but to do it to your children when they don’t have that choice…

As Phil Plait says,

There are so many reasons to fight fundamentalist religion. Your very life — and the lives of your kids — should be at the top of that list.

Hat tip to the Bad Astronomer for the headline ripoff. :-)

§372 · February 6, 2007 · Unclassified · 2 comments ·


One of the more annoying things about watching Los Angeles Kings games on FSW is you’re barraged with Sean Avery. He’s easily one of the most hated players in the game, and I can’t stand him.

You can understand the joy I feel with the news that he’s been traded to the Rangers. No more Sean Avery on my TV!

Now if only they’d get rid of Crawford…

§371 · February 5, 2007 · Unclassified · 2 comments ·


Today’s Bad Baby Name is truly unique. It’s so unique you’ll… well, you’ll just have to see.

First, there’s the usual collection of run-of-the-mill Bad Baby Names: Shaelynn, Khaisyn, Angell, and Madilyn. They’re bad, but they’re starting to get a little boring.

Reef spices things up a tad. I guess living in the tropics you get influenced by your surroundings, so I guess it’s a good thing this little boy didn’t get named Papaya or Vog.

Then there’s Xeighvian. I’m not at all sure how this is meant to be pronounced. Two things I do know about this name, though: the kid’s going to have a hell of a time spelling it in school, and it’s a Bad Baby Name. I haven’t seen Xeighvian before, so it’s pretty unique.

But this week’s winner is even more unique. It’s so unique you’ll shake your head. Ready for the Bad Baby Name of the week? It’s unique, I’m telling you. Unique.

That’s right.

Unique.

Cue the comedy routine:

Teacher: “And what’s your name?”
Unique: “Unique.”
Teacher: “I’m sure it is, given the idiocy of parents these days, but what is it?”
Unique: “Unique.”
Teacher: “What is it, Chevyaughn? Reef? Xeighvian?”
Unique: “No, it’s Unique!”
Teacher: “…”
Unique: “I don’t know who’s on first!”

§369 · January 29, 2007 · Unclassified · 8 comments ·


The Bad Astronomer talks to Adam Savage. Too cool. I wonder if The Amazing Meeting could count as a work conference…

§368 · January 23, 2007 · Unclassified · Comments Off ·


While the rest of you were getting snowed on or frozen or blown over, I’d just like to pass along the news that this past weekend we went to Hapuna Beach for some body surfing. Two to three foot with the occasional four (and maybe five) footers. Upper 80s, not a cloud in the sky. I got a slight sunburn on my face, even though I was lathered up with sunscreen.

Two weekends ago we went walking through Devastation Trail in Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park where we saw three nene, two parents and a chick.

Here’s hoping the rest of you are bundled up nice and warm. :-)

§367 · January 23, 2007 · Unclassified · 3 comments ·


Over at Slate there’s an excellent recap of Rorygate, complete with graphs and whatnot. The final paragraph is pretty much bang-on:

It’s been almost two years since a lockout almost ruined the sport. Now the league has baited, misled, and rejected its fans. The NHL has hit a new low. It’s turned the All-Star Game—an event that’s supposed to be about giving people what they want—into a repudiation of the game’s most loyal supporters.

In related news, Rory scored the game-winning goal in the Canucks’ 2-1 victory over Ottawa last night. Well done, Rory!

§365 · January 19, 2007 · Unclassified · Comments Off ·


About 40 minutes ago there was an 8.4-magnitude earthquake in the Kuril Islands north of Japan. It is currently unknown if it generated a tsunami, and we’re under a tsunami watch. If a tsunami is generated, it will hit Hawaii at around 12:30am local time (2:30am PST, 5:30am EST).

Follow along with the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center‘s bulletins.

We’re heading out right now to go see a musical revue at Kope Kope. That should show you how concerned we are at the moment. :-)

Update at 10:02pm: Just got home to this:

TSUNAMI MESSAGE NUMBER 004
PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER
0933 PM HST 12 JAN 2007

TO – CIVIL DEFENSE IN THE STATE OF HAWAII

SUBJECT – TSUNAMI WATCH CANCELLATION

THE TSUNAMI WATCH IS CANCELLED FOR THE STATE OF HAWAII EFFECTIVE AT 0933 PM HST.

§364 · January 12, 2007 · Unclassified · Comments Off ·


…at least, he would be if the NHL hadn’t “lost” votes for him.

The Vote For Rory campaign was started to choose a player to start in the 2007 NHL All-Star Game who wouldn’t normally be there. A player who isn’t flashy and doesn’t score goals, but is hard-working and gritty and represents the average NHL player. Rory Fitzpatrick, a defenceman for the Vancouver Canucks, was picked to be the representative. By writing in his name in the All-Star ballot, the public could vote for him and show their appreciation of the under-appreciated players.

And by all accounts the campaign was a success. After the first release of voting numbers, Rory was leading all Western Conference defencemen. After the second release he slipped to second (behind Scott Hannan), but after the third he took the lead again. Update: I got this wrong. Rory was actually somewhere around 12th after the first release, then up to fifth or sixth for two releases, then up to second on the fourth release. End Update After the fourth fifth release he had slipped to third, and he maintained this position when the final starting lineups were announced. Rory the All-Star was not to be.

But hold on a second. The NHL released voting numbers during the voting. Let’s take a look at those numbers.

First set, the votes reported by position. Since you have to vote for three forwards, two defence, and one goaltender, it would stand to reason that there would be twice the votes for defenders than for goaltenders, and the number of votes for defenders would be two-thirds that for forwards. Let’s take a look at those numbers:

    	ECF 	     ECD	ECG	WCF           WCD	WCG
30-Nov	1,578,291  1,017,087   508,553  1,525,618  1,048,400  508,549
6-Dec	2,880,247  1,880,803   963,948  2,785,232  1,928,387  884,857
13-Dec	4,189,654  2,769,013  1,412,477	4,136,875  2,821,758  1,399,882
20-Dec	5,199,591  3,468,025  1,757,524	5,179,649  3,522,706  1,744,655
26-Dec	6,178,433  4,125,273  1,981,631	6,158,014  4,076,743  2,076,061
2-Jan	6,815,588  4,537,022  2,304,041	6,762,566  4,483,754  2,281,060

Notes:
First two weeks of WCG only included 8.  The remainder included a 9th goalie.
26-Dec results for ECG didn't include write-in Huet's totals.
WCD always showed 13 players for each week.

The columns stand for, going left to right, Eastern Conference Forwards, Defence, Goaltender, Western Conference Forwards, Defence, Goaltender. Let’s look at the ratio between forwards and defence (you’d expect this to be roughly 1.5):

          ECF/ECD   WCF/WCD
30-Nov    1.55178   1.45519
6-Dec     1.53139   1.44433
13-Dec    1.51305   1.46606
20-Dec    1.49929   1.47036
26-Dec    1.49770   1.51052
2-Jan     1.50222   1.50824

And the ratio between defence and goaltenders (you’d expect this to be roughly 2):

          ECD/ECG   WCD/WCG
30-Nov    1.99996   2.06155
6-Dec     1.95115   2.17932
13-Dec    1.96040   2.01571
20-Dec    1.97324   2.01914
26-Dec    2.08176   1.96369
2-Jan     1.96916   1.96564

And for completeness, the ratio between forwards and goaltenders (which you would expect to be roughly 3):

          ECF/ECG   WCF/WCG
30-Nov    3.10349   2.99994
6-Dec     2.98797   3.14766
13-Dec    2.96618   2.95516
20-Dec    2.95878   2.96887
26-Dec    3.11785   2.96620
2-Jan     2.95810   2.96466

The numbers for the western conference show something odd happening for the defencemen’s vote total releases on December 26 and January 2. They also show something odd happening for the Western Conference on December 6, but given the uncertainty in goaltender numbers for the first two releases (only 8 were reported for the first two releases, and 9 for the rest), we’ll focus on the last four voting count releases.

In the voting period between December 20 and 26 there was either a large increase in the number of votes reported for Western Conference forwards, or a large decrease in the number of votes reported for Western Conference defencemen. Correspondingly, there was either a large increase in the number of votes reported for Western Conference goaltenders or a large decrease in the number of votes reported for Western Conference defencemen. Given that the ratio of forwards to goaltenders doesn’t appreciably change in this timespan, that would mean that either the relative numbers of votes reported for both the forwards and goaltenders increased while the defencemen stayed the same, or the relative numbers of votes reported for defencemen decreased while forwards and goaltenders stayed the same.

Perhaps the most telling statistic is this, the number of votes gained for each position from one reporting period to the next. You’d expect these to be roughly the same, as fans voted for both conferences at the same time. Looking at each conference’s defencemen:

	    ECD        WCD
30-Nov
6-Dec	  863,716    879,987  (+/-  16,271 - 0.9% margin)
13-Dec	  888,210    893,371  (+/-   5,161 - 0.2% margin)
20-Dec	  699,012    700,948  (+/-   1,936 - 0.1% margin)
26-Dec	  657,248    554,037  (+/- 103,221 - 8.5% margin)
2-Jan	  411,749    407,011  (+/-   4,738 - 0.6% margin)

So somehow between December 20 and 26 over 100,000 votes weren’t reported.

Let’s look at the votes gained between each reporting period for the top Western Conference defencemen (all others received less than 5% of the vote):

Votes Rec'd:		6-Dec	13-Dec	20-Dec	26-Dec  2-Jan
Scott	Niedermayer	96,135	60,371	57,474	92,878	51,277
Nicklas	Lidstrom	102,584	53,664	56,327	94,981	50,724
Rory	Fitzpatrick	113,509	124,229	159,784	58,010	63,335
Chris	Pronger  	85,187	63,156	58,413	48,401	44,630
Dion	Phaneuf	        98,401	65,737	42,894	41,495	36,097
Scott	Hannan  	73,890	168,105	56,748	24,009	20,587

Rory Fitzpatrick’s votes dropped from 159,784 to 58,010 between December 20 and 26, a loss of over 100,000, and at a time when media coverage of the Vote For Rory campaign was at its highest. And strangely enough, over 100,000 votes for Western Conference defencemen weren’t reported for the December 26 release. Rory ended up 23,000 votes behind second place vote-getter Nicklas Lidstrom.

A strange coincidence.

All data courtesy Rusty Krustyman.

§363 · January 10, 2007 · Unclassified · 16 comments ·